Hoboken Police & Fire Blotter: 6/24/2011
Hoboken crime and fire action: June 24th, 2011
An ongoing list of various noteworthy incidents, crimes and fire-calls throughout the day for Friday, June 24, 2011. This post may be updated and “bumped” periodically.
Crimes, Incidents, Fire Calls & Vehicular mishaps
- 12:35am (6/25): Girl Passes Out
HPD was called because of a “girl passes out at 807 Garden St.” This is 100% likely due to the vast amount of HOT AIR coming out of this building!
- 12:20am (6/25): Man down in lane of traffic
Reports of a “man down” (which usually means passed out drunk) in the middle of the street at 1st and Washington. This guy will probably feel he’s special tomorrow for this dopey incident. Have him call 411 – I’ll tell him he’s “one of thousands” each year.
- 8:45pm: Odd Aquatic Occurrence
North Hudson Regional Fire Dept. called HPD about some freaky situation going on in the river near 15th & Garden. Apparently some guy was “stuck” to that rickety boat that is anchored out there. HPD called the U.S. Coast Guard because we do not have a procedure for “impounding a boat.” Some people do freaky things!
More updates to come!