Will it sell? Hudson Tea - unit 9N
06
October
10/6/2008:
Here’s today’s Hoboken411 reader-submitted property listing analysis!
Will it sell? 1500 Hudson St., #9N

Details:
- Realtor: Singleton Galmann
- Type: 1 Bedroom - a converted Studio (translation: an 8 foot dividing wall.. presto you can charge an extra 50K!)
- Square Feet: 735 ($632.52 a SF)
- COST: $464.900.00
- TAXES: $4,575
- Maintenance: $378.00
Introduction
Well I decided to once again give Hudson Place Realty a break this month and focus on Eli Manning’s building since they are off to a NFC best 4-0 start! With the Garden Street Lofts sitting unoccupied I figure they have enough problems. Maybe they can use their carbon credits to make payroll this week.
The tea building was the original “Luxury” building in Hoboken. When it first opened I remember actually looking at one of these units and saying to myself “are you kidding me?” this was before the real estate market exploded (now imploding)
These units follow in the same tradition as most of the other Hoboken apartment buildings… maximize profits by using the cheapest materials available!
The first thing you need to worry about when looking at this listing is there are 10 pictures, and 6 of them are of exterior to the unit (views, lobby, ducks floating in polluted water). Warning signs one through six!
Most of these waterfront buildings do this, but when you’re trapped in your teeny tiny apartment do you really care that the lobby has beautiful floors and statues when your parquet floors are buckling from the water damage from the apartment upstairs?
See the listing and full analysis after the jump!!
(Will it sell? Hudson Tea, continued…)

Listing Overview
Here is the official listing:
“Waterfront Living at its best in The Hudson Tea.”
I would argue the Constitution, Maxwell Place, and Sovereign are better than this.
This 735 square foot converted studio has it all.
Has it all? Have you seen the pictures of this place? Is there an Ether leak at Singleton Galmann’s office?
High Lofty ceilings
Translation-Ridiculous Heating bills and super expensive Window Treatments. Remember folks this building has Electric Heat. (Thanks Toll Bros.) and people tell me you can count on $300-$500 average utility bills.
Great light with Southern views
Great I can see a bunch of tools hanging out at the City Bistro!
California Closet in Bedroom
Closets in California are bigger than this place
Powered Vertical Blinds
This will really impress chicks!
Bosch Dishwasher and more
Wow a dishwasher brand! This will really compliment the $300.00 White generic stove, fridge and microwave.


Price includes one deeded parking space on a low floor of garage.
I assume a low floor is a better? This is the best part of the whole deal.
Building amenities include:
Resident’s Club, Health Club, Elevator, Shuttle to PATH and more! Why settle for less when you can have it all!
If this is “having it all” then I think civilization is immediately coming to an end. I would be curious to know if this is all free, or like other buildings there is an annual fee for some or all of these offerings. I am glad that the “Elevator” is included. Walking 9 flights everyday would be a drag.


Living Expenses:
- Mortgage Term (If you can get one): 30 Years
- Interest rate: 5.750% (If you can get this)
- Loan amount: (20% Down on List Price) $ 371,920.00
- Sub Total: $ 2,170.42 a month
Total it up…
- Monthly Mortgage Payment: $2,170.42
- Monthly Maintenance: $378.00
- Real Estate Tax: $381.25
- Utilities: $300.00 (LOW END)
- GRAND TOTAL: $3,229.67
Summary & Advice:
For this kind of money you can rent a 2-3 Bedroom in a nicer building and keep your 20% down payment. With Real Estate still looking for a bottom I suggest you wait for this to come down under 400K and take another look.

58 Responses to ** Will it sell? Hudson Tea - unit 9N **
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October 6th 2008 - 20:23:29 |
nothing personal against you nosferatu. Just find whewww comments about you funny. I agree it’s not an amenity but it’s not like they lied about something.
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October 6th 2008 - 21:22:06 |
I drive by the Hudson Tea Building en route to work every day and ask myself, “Who would live there for those prices, I’d rather live on Riker’s Island.” (that is what it looks like)
For that much money I expect some outdoor space and something more than a pressurized wall “aka extra bedroom”.
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October 6th 2008 - 21:25:27 |
RUHOBO wrote:
not appealing…. just a good staging crew… unless you live there 4 hours a week that is not feasible.
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October 6th 2008 - 22:06:04 |
I agree that it should be called a studio with a sleeping alcove. Under NJ RE Law, to be called a bedroom, it must have a door, a window, and a closet. Even if the window goes to an air shaft, it counts; no window, and even if it’s huge by Hoboken standards, it needs to be called a den or office instead of a bedroom.
When I sold real estate, one of my first deals was a rental of a similar studio, but facing the water. A couple of years later, the tenant still loved the space, but got tired of paying the $300/month electric heating bills as all the warm air rushed to his ceiling, and he bought a 1BR with ceilings almost as high in the old PS8 (by St. Ann’s, and yes I *did* remind him about the feast; he was ok with it as the windows were to the interior courtyard).
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October 6th 2008 - 22:28:15 |
you raise a good point. the only thing I would have done different now is I would have bought a condo where the bedroom is on the interior and the living room is facing the street.
i think i mentioned in a previous post I must sleep with the A.C. on in the winter to block the street noise and trucks. poor move but who would have known…
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October 6th 2008 - 22:40:54 |
MidnightRacer wrote:
Bottom line is the poster documented a previous sale of the same unit at what most people consider the height of the bubble two years ago. It doesn’t get too much more relevant than that.
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October 6th 2008 - 23:54:48 |
Let’s get the guessing out of the way, I am an owner. I do not work on wall street. I am married, thus share the living space with another person (which is challenging at times but we have learned out to make it work). I live in a studio. It is 735 sq ft. Most true one bedrooms in hoboken are around the same size. (FYI… lived in the constitution and the one bedroom is 750 sq ft.) I face south and my utilities have NEVER gone higher than $125 and that was in the middle of summer. Otherwise my utilities have gone as low as $35. I love my apartment. I love the building. The staff is amazing. The gym is a tremendous value. The picture in the article shows the LOBBY, not the residents lounge. The Residents lounge has 8 televisions, a kitchen, a bar, a pool table, dart board and shuffle board. Gym, Residents Lounge, Concierge are all included in our maintenance fees. If you include location to the water and washington street, the value is there. I have looked how it compares to other “one bedrooms” and I am still happy with my choice.
This is not to convince anyone what type of decision is right for them but to correct some of the incorrect statements in the articles and comments section.
Thank you.
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October 7th 2008 - 00:06:32 |
The fact that the OP showed a picture of the lobby just shows you that he/she really doesn’t know the building at all. Say what you want, the area is great, the amenities are probably the best in town (for now), however the studios do have a lot to be desired. It’s perfect for a single person with some great design /decor ideas
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October 7th 2008 - 08:44:24 |
Ruhobo, no offense taken.
One more minor potential negative I’d say about Hudson Tea is there are so many renovations going on there right now, that you have to prepared for a higher-than-normal amount of construction noise (even though it’s 8am-5pm only), plumbing shut-offs, and dust.
Btw, the building staff are some of the friendliest, accommodating, and most professional I’ve ever seen in a building like this.
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October 7th 2008 - 08:52:45 |
I lived there for almost four years……if you are happy with your unit, great. Please don’t try to pretend that the utilities are low or that the construction is sound.
The walls are paper thin, the elevators were rarely in service at the same time, and the utilities for a three bedroom during the winter were almost $600 a month (that is just PSE&G, kids) to keep the place livable, not 70 degrees or anything. The common area construction (playroom, lounge etc) have darkly stained plywood which mimics luxury.
Dealing with shady Toll is just the icing on top of the cake. I would love to see Bob Toll live in one of his “luxury” apartments. Trying to cross the street to get to the garage is like a game of Frogger.
The only good things about Hudson Tea are the concierge..Thomas et el are wonderful. Also, if you bought when the building converted to condos you may have saved the 7% realtor fee. Other than that, I can count on one hand the number of people I know that are ‘pleased’ with the building.
While the article above is not factual on many accounts, there are enough disappointments in Hudson Tea to go around.
Of course, I haven’t heard anyone rave about any of the “luxury” buildings in Hoboken so maybe Hudson Tea is best out of the pack.
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October 7th 2008 - 15:51:29 |
on a somewhat related note….check out Eli’s pad
electronichouse.com/article/inside_eli_mannings_automated_condo
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October 8th 2008 - 23:09:54 |
htowner wrote:
Hey, as long as you are happy that is what matters in the end. Myself who has had to co-exist in my condo with my boyfriend (now husband) both agree having a several rooms in our unit is a godsend. If he wants to watch sports or the “ManShow”, he goes upstairs, if I want to watch my chesse ball escape from reality shows I go in our den downstairs.
This is the one solid piece of advice we tell ALL our friends who are dating or ready to get married. Bottom Line!! “It’s much easier if you have that separate space”. We all need our space but god bless you. I suppose I am not the type to seek refuge in a public or shared space to go relax and I just need my own deck, my own garage, and as much peace as possible living here in Hoboken.
I wish I could be more content with less… my life would be sooo much easier; bottom line is I’d go nuts. This chick needs her space.
Anyways, considering the economy, I am just so happy that most of us who post on here have made it out, for now, and no matter where you live it’s your’s. You own it baby and be proud!!
I was watching CNN last night because I could not sleep. It was 4am when I woke up and they said 66% of Americans really believe we are facing another Great Depression. It made me so sad but also brought my sorry ass back down to reality. We will all have to come off our high horses eventually.
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October 9th 2008 - 08:40:30 |
potato- Consider 50% of all Americans are below average intelligence, most have never taken economics or finance classes and then reconsider that 2/3 think we’re facing the great depression. Do not worry about the uneducated and uninformed think - what do you think?
I think this is a cyclical downturn, perhaps beginning of a recession, and it will turn around in 12, 18 or 24 months. I refuse to believe we’re headed into a depression (as defined by a 10% drop of Real GDP).
I hope I’m right.
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October 9th 2008 - 08:56:42 |
Katie_Scarlett wrote:
Most of those tools don’t even know when the Great Depression was……lol
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October 9th 2008 - 09:02:47 |
Katie_Scarlett wrote:
How about this, instead of saying that 50% of Americans who are uneducated are just plain d-u-m-b, maybe people are just dumb enough to believe what the media are FEEDING them. Some of us are just smart enough to know that not everything I see on the TV News is always true.
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October 9th 2008 - 09:17:34 |
kooky- 50% of Americans are below average intelligence is a joke - b/c average = 50 percentile therefore, by definition, 50% of people are at or below average intelligence and 50% of people are at or above average intelligence.
I read somewhere (I think a Howard Zinn book) that one of our esteemed ex-presidents was shocked to learn half the country was below average intelligence. It struck me funny and I use that expression whenever it fits now.
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October 9th 2008 - 14:35:15 |
emac.blogs.foxbusiness.com/2008/10/...-not-headed-for-a-great-depression/
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October 9th 2008 - 15:31:50 |
According to the original floor plans still on the Toll Brothers website, this unit is a studio complete with a “Sleeping Alcove”
Check it out. The wall is original construction, not an owner conversion:
http://www.hudsontea.com/floorplans/BldgB-TypCondoPlansG.html
It’s a cute little unit for a first-time buyer, but not for the price, and not in this market.
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