Artie Lange is a pickup artist

2/3/2008:

A Hoboken411 reader mentioned this video seen on TMZ about Artie:

Artie Lange: I F***ed Jake Gyllenhall’s Face

“No-Holds-barred “Howard Stern Show” sidekick, Artie Lange, let loose some behind the scenes information on losing his role in “Brokeback Mountain” to Heath Ledger. Too soon? Not for Artie!”

1/15/2008:

Wait.. it’s one of my many typos. I meant “drooling” artist.

Hoboken’s own Artie Lange in Vegas recently. If I didn’t know who this was, I’d assume this was some kind of homeless person they’re trying to escort out of the club.

From TMZ:

“Artie Lange gave onlookers lessons on how to pick up one of the hot Las Vegas cocktail waitresses … just sit and stare with your tongue out.

TMZ snapped this photo of Artie from “The Howard Stern Show” inside the Luxor Hotel and Casino this weekend, at the exact moment his tongue fell out of his face while staring at this hot young server. No word on if she accepted his dinner invitation.”

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15 Comments on "Artie Lange is a pickup artist"

homeworld
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[quote comment=”62526″]Hopefully he won’t end up like Belushi or Farley although he seems to be headed in that direction.[/quote]

you mean funny?

I kid I kid

TheNjDevilsAdvocate
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TheNjDevilsAdvocate

sad i didn’t get to see him at Tutta Pasta cause it sold out

monkey
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monkey

It’s news to me. I love Artie and think he is hilarious. Hopefully he won’t end up like Belushi or Farley although he seems to be headed in that direction.

sunnybrook
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sunnybrook

Please, someone remind me…why are is this news, and why does anyone in hoboken care what this guy does? Seriously?

If some other fat/hoboken resident/outta-shape/drug-addict/slob did the same thing, i doubt it would be posted here.

Please H411…focus on the NEWS of our city like you usually do…not the “TMZ” SLEAZE. ugh.

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