Another parked car struck
At about 2:40pm, a parked car was struck near 909 Bloomfield St.
Last time I checked, I was a brilliant driver. It baffles my mind that some people just cannot seem to drive straight, even IF there was a double-parked car nearby.
Here’s a joke about a guy with bad vision:
“An older man of 73 moves into a senior apartment complex right on the golf course. Since he loves to play he thinks it’s ideal. However, due to his poor eyesight, whenever he hits the ball, he loses it and spends a great deal of time looking for it. This aggrevates the other younger players so soon he cannot find anyone to play with.
He goes to the golf pro and asks for help. The golf pro says, ‘Your in luck. A new member is 92 years old but has great eyesight.’
So, they team up together. At the first hole, the man with bad eyesight takes a swing and whack, the ball takes off.
‘Did you see it?’, ‘Did your see it?’ says the younger man.
‘Yes’ replies the older man.
‘Where did it go?’ says the younger man.
‘I don’t know,’ says the older man ‘I can’t remember.’