“Guy Going Wild”
1st Street near Madison. Several calls of a “man going nuts” on the street. Possible 10-29 (intoxicated person). Male in his 50’s, blue jeans and black hat and also has a black mountain bike.
I bet it was just a normal person who, despite it being a “shore weekend”, ended up parking 12 blocks from his house after a ball-breaking day at work.
He got home to realize that his dog crapped all over the place, then ate his only copy of the thesis he just finished after three months of hard work. He then opened his mail to realize that his rent was increasing 25% for the second time this year.
Wanted to drown his miseries in alcohol, he went to the ATM to withdraw some cash and discovered that someone stole his identity and he had no money left. With the $5 he had left in his pocket, he went to the local bar only to find out that they raised the prices to $6, and he was totally out of luck.
He went bezerk.