Hoboken Police & Fire Blotter: 8/4/2011

Hoboken crime and fire action: August 4, 2011

Hoboken Police and Fire Action Thursday 82011 - Hoboken Police & Fire Blotter: 8/4/2011

  • 2:15am (8/5/2011): “Man Down”
    Near 6th & Washington, reports of a “man down” in the street. That is the kind way of saying “dopey drunk over-did it.”
  • 1:45am (8/5/2011): McFight
    Not sure how to make fights like the one happening right now at McDonald’s interesting anymore. “Two all-idiotic buffoons, silly sauce, bravado, let us fight in a fast food joint with other seedy drunks watching us?”
  • 1:15am (8/5/2011): Group Assault
    A man said he was assaulted by four Hispanics in a white Mazda at 2nd and Hudson Streets. HPD stopped the car before it left town at 14th and Garden.
    1:25am Update: The victim positively ID’d a suspect, and filed a criminal complaint. This led to the arrest of one of the four individuals involved.
  • 11:50pm: More Cash Register Robberies!
    A few Hoboken residents witnessed two men kick in the door of SoHo Nails at 1214 Washington St., and proceeded to smash the cash register and leave the store with money, change bundled up in their shirts. One Hispanic male, mid to late 30’s with teardrop tattoo on his face, and another male are the suspects. HPD is in the housing projects now with one of the reported suspects, and is waiting for the witness identify the actor. This is the fourth such incident in the past couple weeks. Stores should NOT leave money in the registers!
    12:20am Update: The witness was able to positively ID one of the suspects, who resides on First Street near Willow Ave. HPD arrested him and brought him to Police HQ for processing.
    SoHo Nails in Hoboken NJ burglarized on August 4 2011 - Hoboken Police & Fire Blotter: 8/4/2011
  • 10:45pm: Reckless Riders
    HPD noticed three nutty motorcycle drivers acting in a reckless manner downtown on Washington Street. Running red lights, revving engines, etc. They managed to pull the show-off trio at 4th & Wash, and issued a summons to one of them for expired license. Bringing unnecessary attention to yourself in public is recipe for disaster.
  • 5:45pm: Distressed Boat
    A “distressed” boat phoned 911 to say they were having issues (ran out of fuel) near Hoboken’s shore line. NYPD harbor patrol as well as a chopper unit and Hoboken PD went to investigate these troubled aquatic fun-seekers. No, Cake Boss will not be re-creating this mundane scene whatsoever…

  • 5:10pm: Bitchin’ Cat Fight
    The fella in the lime-green outfit apparently had two ladies fighting over him downtown near the PATH, and at one point, the woman in the black dress punched the lady with the white pants to the ground. A brief scuffle ensued, and the threesome split up (the white-pants lady walking north, the pimpin’ fella and his angry lady proceeded to the trains). Some transit officers came by a few minutes later and had nothing left to investigate. They charge pay-per view for some events like this!
    Lime Green Pimping with the broads in Hoboken NJ cat fight - Hoboken Police & Fire Blotter: 8/4/2011

More updates to come…

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sasha
sasha
Friday, August 5, 2011 5:23 pm

right on mooshu!!! I agree.

mooshu
mooshu
Friday, August 5, 2011 1:07 am

No, I guess some women’s standards haven’t changed (aloof seafoam green guy, really?). Neither has all the degradation many women bring upon themselves (while fighting for men among other things).

Jeez, there are millions of men out there. Stop chasing the unavailable and gay ones already.

Dperez
Dperez
Reply to  mooshu
Sunday, August 7, 2011 11:11 am

Would have been a great episode of Cheaters! Ever notice that at least one out of two women fighting over a man are unattractive. In this case, both are ugly… and he’s no prize either. Why don’t they have a threesome and just call it a day! [quote comment=”209401″]No, I guess some women’s standards haven’t changed (aloof seafoam green guy, really?). Neither has all the degradation many women bring upon themselves (while fighting for men among other things).Jeez, there are millions of men out there. Stop chasing the unavailable and gay ones already.[/quote]

GuidoINdaHouse
GuidoINdaHouse
Reply to  Dperez
Sunday, August 7, 2011 4:11 pm

Haha! Fat bitch down![quote comment=”209451″]Would have been a great episode of Cheaters! Ever notice that at least one out of two women fighting over a man are unattractive. In this case, both are ugly… and he’s no prize either. Why don’t they have a threesome and just call it a day![/quote]

212transplant
212transplant
Friday, August 5, 2011 12:58 am

I’ve seen stores in the city leave the registers wide open at night to show criminals that there is nothing inside to steal.

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