Calling All Mayoral Candidates!

8/19/2009:

You, too can be a contender!!

It’s so easy to run for Mayor of Hobokenanyone can do it!

marlon brando would run for mayor in hoboken if he were alive - Calling All Mayoral Candidates!

Here’s what you have to do:

  • Pick up your petitions at City Hall (or the Hudson County Clerks Office if they “run out”).
  • Get 100 people to sign (get 200 just in case)
  • Stand in front of the Dunkin’ Donuts at 8th and Washington on a Saturday morning – you can have all your names in less than TWO HOURS! Bada Bing!
  • Return your signed petitions to the City Clerk by 4pm on September 16th!

Are you qualified to be Mayor?

No doubt about it! All you need is:

  1. A good pair (or two) of scissors for ribbon-cuttings and other photo ops.
  2. A bike (or good pair of walking shoes) to get to City Hall every day!
  3. (Optional: About 10 people telling you what to do in case you can’t make any decisions on your own.)

Good Luck to all that choose to run!

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sonofagunk
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sonofagunk

Does the person running also have to sign the form or can I sign up Petey and see if he gets 85% of his crowd?

realstuff
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realstuff

Remember what happened to the ‘pigeons’! Politics is the same as the waterfront was portrayed in the movie.

Mango-Tango
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Mango-Tango

Best PSA yet. So easy, so fun. Democracy in action. Here we go….

mooshu
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mooshu

God, he’s easy on the eyes in that shot.

Lisalisa
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Lisalisa

I’d like to see estevens run because he seems honest and sincere (Yeah, I know, two over-used words).

And I’d like to see strand tramp run so I can watch him go postal on all the other candidates at the debates.

I can’t believe you only need 100 signatures. How easy.