Soares: “I can’t reach”


I didn’t check my national event calendar recently – anyone know if it was “2009 Tin Foil Hat Week?”

Tony Soares responds to some kind of rumors

Apparently, former Council President Tony Soares (Who is currently supporting Zimmer for Mayor) – said recently that “people” were accusing him of tearing down Mason campaign signs (who? where? when?)

In a statement he sent out to the media, Soares wrote:

“It has come to my attention that anonymous sources have called the media with false reports that I was seen ‘”Tearing Down” Pole Signs for Mayoral Candidate Beth Mason and her running mates on the “corner of 13th and Bloomfield Streets.” This is completely false.

Standing at just 4’2″ tall, the alleged activity would be completely impossible for me physically, as well as a waste of my time. Unfortunately, my current obligations have greatly reduced the time I would usually dedicate to public service activities.”

– Tony Soares

So, it got me thinking, “How could Tony have gotten those signs down? Perhaps he had some assistance?”

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Like one of my childhood mentors told me: “With strong passion and a good amount of imagination, anything is possible. You can reach new heights!”

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Saturday, May 2, 2009 6:23 pm

Hey gang… since there is non-action on this subject, expect the sign assault to commence soon. Instead of ‘shock & awe’ it will be called ‘post and tear’….Signs away! :mrgreen:

Saturday, May 2, 2009 3:42 pm

Haven’t you gone a little too far with mocking.
Please 411 I wish to see Beth Mason’s big smile with 2 fat red lips and giant teeth, and the rest of the candidates too. :mrgreen:

Saturday, May 2, 2009 9:57 am

[quote comment=”152703″]One Hoboken411 reader made this ‘shop hack job and said “Here’s a shot of Tony with his political monster “FrankenLenz” looking for some more signs to tear down!”


when did Hoboken411 become /b/ on 4chan?

Saturday, May 2, 2009 7:06 am

58. Tama, your welcome.

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Friday, May 1, 2009 10:12 pm

Re 55: thanks, truth. You capture the understatement.

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