Friday Fortune Cookie – 2/6/2009

2/6/2009:

Crowded elevator always smell different to midget

Every now and then, you get a fortune cookie that makes sense. I normally save the good ones – and they end up cluttering something in my house. I’ve decided that rather than saving them for long periods, I’ll immortalize them here from time to time (on a Friday).

Here’s today’s installment of an actual fortune I received from Istana (10th and Wash) a couple weeks ago, and doesn’t it make sense?

Feel free to submit your favorites in the comments section!

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HansBrix
HansBrix
Friday, February 6, 2009 9:01 pm

I remember an ad campaign that depicted an open fortune (with the remains of a chinese diner blurred in the background)…

“That wasn’t chicken”

elainetyger
elainetyger
Friday, February 6, 2009 8:52 pm

My favorite fortune ever said: A nice piece of cake is waiting for you.

justaview
justaview
Friday, February 6, 2009 5:15 pm

man who go to bed with itchy ass, often wake up with smelly finger! 😯

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Friday, February 6, 2009 4:34 pm

Man who eat many prunes sit on toilet many moons. 😈

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