Pier C Jumper OK
Figures Hoboken411 was in a “meeting” when a dramatic air/sea rescue takes place by the still-to-be-completed Pier C (joke) of a park.
Nuts and bolts: Some guy jumps in river. Rescue is called. Helicopters, NYPD and Hoboken rescue boats, lights, sirens, radio activity, the whole kit and kaboodle.
Bottom line: He’s ok, taken to hospital.
It’s now OK to: Continue watching TV or get some rest!
Your next step: Guess the reasons why he jumped. I say…
- “It’s been a while since a David Roberts Ribbon Cutting… I’m through!”
- “Pier C stands for ‘Pier Cuicide!!!’ (he had spelling issues)” or..
- “Pier C stand for ‘the Copter that will rescue my ass!'” or…
- “you fill in the blank!”