Top 10 Christmas Carols

Top 10 Christmas Carols (Top Ten Politically Correct Christmas Carols)

It’s painful to even see lists like this Top Ten Politically Correct Christmas Carols meme circulating around the internet.

But at the same time – mockery is necessary to shine light on how ridiculous the world is becoming.

So here are the Top 10:

  • 10. Oh Holiday Tree
  • 9. Have Yourself a Merry Little Day of Winter
  • 8. Frosty the Snowperson
  • 7. Chestnuts Roasting on a Safely-contained, continuously-monitored, Eco-friendly, non-toxic outdoor fire (for which I do have a permit)
  • 6. Highest Power Rest Ye Merry Gentleman
  • 5. Grandma Allegedly Got Run over by an Unidentified non-human Perpetrator
  • 4. Deck the Halls with Boughs of Unendangered Foliage (If office policy permits)
  • 3. Hark! The Heard Mythical Winged Creature Sings
  • 2. I saw Mommy Greeting Santa Claus with a Purely Platonic Expression of Inoffensive Mutual Affection
  • 1. I’ll be Home for a Short Period of Time in December

top 10 politically correct christmas carols

Bring back offensive in 2019!

I hope for the sake of humanity – that many people add “being offensive” or “telling it like it is” to their list of New Year’s Resolutions in 2019.

The limp-wrist status of this nation will not last long. So either muscle up – or get rolled over, people!

top 10 christmas Carols

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