Electric Car Worshippers

To the electric car worshippers

While electric cars can be considered a novelty – or even interesting achievements – they’re just plain bad ideas. We tried a hybrid Ford a while back – and determined that they didn’t offer any benefits whatsoever. The cost of “fuel” was the same or even more than gasoline. And the stupid environmental point is moot as well. The power plants pollute, and so to the damn batteries that go in the car. It’s a racket.

Yet the whole human emotion plays a role and another proof that the mind is easily manipulated.

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2019 Chevy Volt Takes “Only” 2.3 Hours To Charge up!

By Eric Peters

My teeth and gums are particularly sore today.

I read – and relate with sourness – that GM has achieved the miracle of reducing the charge-up time of the 2019 Chevy Volt to”only” 2.3 hours – assuming you can plug the thing in to a 240 Volt “fast” charger.

If not, the time to achieve the equivalent of a full tank is only 13 hours.aching teeth 300x165 - Electric Car Worshippers

This is taken as progress in a world where that word invariable means regression.

Progress used to mean or at least be roughly synonymous with improvement. Thus, it would be considered an improvement if a car cost less, performed better or imposed fewer hassles on its owner.

Well, it would by the old standards of language.

We are supposed to cheer as “progress” a vehicle that takes literally orders of magnitude longer to recover its capability to move – the thing we expect a car to be able to do above everything else – than a car built 100 years ago took to recover its ability to move. Do the math. Call it two hours. That is 120 minutes. As opposed to the five minutes it takes to gas up a normal – a sane – car.

How many times does 5 go into 120?dumb 300x200 - Electric Car Worshippers

Twenty four times.

That’s the best-case scenario, remember.

If you do not have access to 240 Volts – which most people don’t because it takes special wiring/infrastructure (which costs extra, too) – and have to plug into 120V instead, the recharge time more than quintuples. It  takes literally half a day to recharge on household 120V current.

You don’t want to do that math.

Though maybe you should, given the hard push electrics and plug-in hybrids are being given by Uncle. You soon may have no choice about plugging-in.

And paying for it.

The car – and then the charge.18 C350 plug 300x200 - Electric Car Worshippers

One of the anvils hanging over the collective heads of the electric car earnest – the starry-eyed fools who see these things as The Future – is the current absence of charge. Not the electricity but the having-to-pay-for it.

Many of the public charge stations are currently “free” – for now. It is a Tricky Dick (or Slick Willy, if you prefer a more  . . . current reference) means of gulling the gullible into thinking – such a deal!

And none of the public chargers or the electricity piped into your home includes motor fuels taxes, as on gas and diesel.

Which of course it will have to at some point because it must. How else will the roads be paid for? If anything, electric cars accelerate wear and tear on roads because they weigh considerable more than their IC-engined counterparts. That fact will probably be factored into the taxes applied to electricity once the electric car thing really gets rolling – assuming it ever does. But without question, at least the equivalent of the current 50-something cents per gallon we pay in addition to paying for each gallon of gasoline or diesel will have to be applied to the kilowatt-hour equivalent of electricity.Carny Clown and Barker 300x225 - Electric Car Worshippers

That math will be unpleasant, too.

But there will be plenty of time to figure it all out. Using an abacus, if you like. There’s no hurry.

Ah, progress.

We pay more to wait longer and go not as far in cars that cost more.

And they ask me why I drink . . .  .

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