Soul Cycle coming soon to Hoboken

Soul Cycle to occupy old Hoboken fish-wrap building

Man, I never got cycling classes. And I never will. Soul Cycle will continue the mystery as they’re supposedly opening up shop at 14th & Washington in the coming months.

In fact, make that ALL group exercise classes. Those are brilliant high-margin money-makers that prey on human weakness.

As they know how to psychologically inflict their customers to keep coming back to just pedal in-place with a motivational speaker telling them what to do. Just taking a look at their website and social media presence, they have most dim-witted, mentally-enslaved morons hook, line and sinker. It’s all about emotions and Instagram images. Not about common sense, that’s for sure!

If you need that much help to give you the perception that you’re doing something healthy – maybe you should use that money for things like self-help and diet books.

Or you can skip all that, save the money, and just go Zero Carb with no effort at all.

Just think about how much money you may spend a year pedaling on a stationary bicycle at some building uptown. Couldn’t you do that at home? If not, why not? Why do you need to pay through the nose to do the same thing? Perhaps the problem lies within you. Get a grip and right your own personal ship before shelling out your hard-earned money for this racket.

soul cycle hoboken NJ - Soul Cycle coming soon to Hoboken

Description: Money making racket based on human ego and emotions. It’s called “Soul Cycle.”
Address: 1400 Washington St., Hoboken, NJ 07030
Phone: TBD

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