Hoboken Movie Lineup
Bow Tie Cinemas Movie Times Hoboken NJ
Now playing in Hoboken (besides the BS “Pirates” flick), is a re-hash of “Baywatch” starring some bobble-heads in Hollywood.
“The story follows devoted lifeguard Mitch Buchannon as he butts heads with a brash new recruit. Together, they uncover a local criminal plot that threatens the future of the Bay.”
Take a look at the below trailer. It’s so bad. The number of social media references they make proves how LOW society has become. This is not funny at all to any normally functioning human being. Contrarily, it’s probably nut-bustingly hilarious to those who have simple minds and live their lives in a digital matrix.
Can we please gather up willing participants to save us (humanity) at some point in the future? Or would it take a permanent power outage to accomplish that?
(Current Bow Tie Cinemas Movie Times in Hoboken, NJ below.)