Statue Theft FAIL in Hoboken

Weakling punks FAIL at Statue Theft in Hoboken

Here we go again with another nefarious video capture in front of Muller Insurance at 930 Washington Street this summer.

“It shows 4 frat boys trying to steal a decorative garden statue. Luckily we thought to cement it and bury it so they try – but honestly can’t remove it. It’s funny but ridiculous – no one wants us to have a nice main street I guess?”

The good thing is that whomever these “frat boys” were, they certainly were not MEAT HEADS on some football team. Because then, the statue probably would have been damaged. Pencil-neck nerds who get sweaty using anything other than a touch-screen computer are no match for heavy landscaping. They probably dropped their pints of piss-water beer several times throughout the night as well.


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Saturday, September 13, 2014 4:02 pm

I actually walked past that place yesterday am. Got to say: that’s one creepy-ass “statue”. It’s some kind of woodland critter garden gnome that’s half tree. It’s holding a book of some kind, the pages perhaps mulched from its woody relatives.

Vandalism or public service? You decide.

Saturday, September 13, 2014 2:12 pm

Unfortunately, this is what Hoboken has become…a town of mindless morons who have absolutely no respect for anyone. As long as we continue to promote this place as a bar town we can expect this crap to continue.

Friday, September 12, 2014 6:35 pm

And what were they going to do with that statue if they managed to steal it?

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