Clem’s Steaks Unlimited Too {limited}

Clem’s Steaks Unlimited is apparently “limited” in Hoboken, NJ

Since we don’t frequent carb-laden places like sandwich or bagel shops, it’s hard to notice when a place like Clem’s Steaks Unlimited Too is closed or open. But they’re gone. You’ll have to head south to Seaside to get your fix.

Which leads to an important question “How does a greasy food place near the PATH and all the drunks not survive?” with three possible answers:

  1. Mismanaged (bad service, poorly prepared food, shitty tasting)
  2. Rent too high
  3. Perceived value not good enough (other nearby places either better or cheaper)

Perhaps they just got “bored” and no longer wanted to keep the place running. Who knows.

What next? I’d like to see a bacon cafe. That would score points with us!

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Clem’s Steaks Unlimited Too now open in Hoboken, NJ

[Clem’s Steaks Unlimited Too is now open in Hoboken as of April 2014.]

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Clem’s Steaks Unlimited Too – Hoboken, NJ – 79 Hudson Street

Steaks Unlimited Hoboken NJ 79 Hudson Street PATH - Clem's Steaks Unlimited Too {limited}Taking the place of the doomed Windmill Hot Dogs at 79 Hudson Street is Clem’s Steaks Unlimited Too.

Steaks Unlimited is known to those who frequent Seaside Heights (or as many up here call “Sleazeside Heights”), as a greasy fast / hangover food option that has been around since the early 2000’s. We’ve eaten there before, and as they say “you pay for what you get,” but in a bind it did the trick.

They sell a variety of cheese steaks (on “pizza bread”), PIZZA, funnel cake, and other colon-cleansing treats like porkroll & cheese, cheese balls, jalapeno poppers, and… you get the idea. (Burp!)

Pizza is definitely in an upswing here in Hoboken as you know – especially since the “legendary” Maxwell’s – is essentially going to be “family friendly” Maxwell’s Pizza now. All those carbs – and the city might need more room in the waist than just 1.3 square miles.

One thing though, is that I doubt you’ll see the lower “shore prices” when they open up. And how they’ll fare against the competition around the corner like Papaya Dog (open 24 hours), and Basile’s Pizza remains to be seen. I mean the crowd that buys $1 drafts at Green Rock doesn’t typically have much left over for a $10 steak not including sides or drinks. We’ll see!

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Description: Fast food
Address: 79 Hudson Street, Hoboken, NJ 07030
Phone: TBD
Online: steaksunlimited.comFacebook

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Monday, June 20, 2016 3:10 pm

Korean BBQ
Gogi Grill coming soon….

Looks like jersey digs is beating Hoboken 411 to the punch.

Saturday, May 7, 2016 1:07 pm

they lasted 2 years. but moved over to the doomed side

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