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The Office tries tricking drivers

Fake parking ticket marketing by The Office in Hoboken, NJ

Got a boatload of emails from Hoboken411 readers about this “fake parking ticket” marketing effort put forth by copy machine center The Office located at 306 Washington St.

One reader said it was a bad way to advertise – and probably a violation of consumer fraud laws – and was a “good way to make me never go there.”

Even though it’s yellow – do you think it’s a good idea to even resemble a parking ticket?

Mark wrote:

“File this one under “marketing fail – how to piss off potential customers.” The Office copy shop on Washington Street printed up fake parking tickets and put them on windshields around town (attached).

Approaching my van this morning, I was fooled, recalling that my bumper was sticking out into the red zone and thinking that maybe Hoboken changed their ticket color.

Seeing that it was a fake (with a map showing their business location on the back), I can’t say I was too impressed with their creativity.

In fact, they just lost me as a customer.”

Ads on cars in Hoboken are illegal

Even more importantly – this is a blatant violation of city ordinance § 110-45 which states:

No person shall throw, cast or distribute, or place, or cause to be thrown, cast or distributed, or placed any handbill, circular, card or other commercial advertising matter whatsoever,

(1) in or upon any street or public place or

(2) in or upon a front yard or

(3) in or upon any vehicle or

(4) in the vestibule or hall of any building or

(5) in any place from which such matter may be blown by the wind onto a street or public place, or nor shall any person place or cause to be placed on any pole, vehicle or public sign any advertising matter unauthorized by the owner of the said pole, vehicle or public sign.

The minimum fine for this used to be $100 (max $1000), but the city – desperate for moolah – recently raised the minimum fine to $500 per instance.

Don’t you just love windshield tweets?

Hoboken NJ

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No fat chicks!

Someone doesn’t like fat chicks in Hoboken, NJ

Spotted this sticker on an SUV parked along Hudson St. the other day.

It simply says “No Fat Chicks.”

What do you think they mean, no fat chicks allowed in this massive Ford Expedition SUV? (you must be super huge not to fit in this giant truck!) Or just “down with fat chicks” in general?

Either way, I wonder what kind of experience this person had that would have compelled them to purchase and apply this sticker to their vehicle. Maybe some girls will now think twice before scarfing pizza slices after going out tonight…

Hoboken NJ

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Windshield Porn invades Hoboken

Mexico Lindo Lounge tries to woo Hoboken customers

Just up the hill over in Union City – is a place called Mexico Lindo Lounge. It’s located at 3603 Palisades Avenue (map), not far from the Park Avenue Bar & Grill that some Hoboken residents enjoy visiting.

It’s a full-service restaurant that transforms into a lounge / nightlife spot that offers a whole slate of entertainment options, including pool tables, DJ’s, dancing and happy hour specials. Urban Spoon had one positive review – from last year, however, I believe the place closed due to booze violations (serving minors), but seems to have re-opened under new ownership.

Thousands of these racy fliers were on car windshields all over the city this week (along with Kids First Board of Ed fliers as well).


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Is it appropriate? Will you check Mexico Lindo out now?

Not sure if any Hoboken Windshield Twittering is necessarily a good thing, but in this case – it sparked some interest because of the kind of photos they used.

I might just have to check this place out between 10pm and 10:30pm one day just for kicks.

Has anyone here been to Mexico Lindo before?

Hoboken NJ

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Windshield Tweet: Tony Alamo Christian

11/10/2010:

[Continuing the ORIGINAL Hoboken411 "Windshield Twittering" series...]

God approves this Windshield Tweet:

Not sure how many of you received a “message from God” delivered via the Tony Alamo Christian Ministries Newsletter this past weekend, but I’m guessing that this particular Windshield Tweet was approved by the big man himself.

I’d also suspect that people throwing his words on the ground, not so much.

What does Tony Alamo have to say?

Figured I’d do my part and help spread whatever Tony Alamo had to say and scan the two newsletters in so you can read them or forward on.

So either click here to read the PDF or click the image below.

God Bless and have a great day!

[Stay tuned for the next Windshield Twittering entry! - Note: Feel free to share your wiper-spottings - just email Hoboken411 with a clear photo or two, where you spotted it and how you'd like to be credited... ]

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Windshield Tweet: 65 inch blank screen TV

10/28/2010:

[Continuing the ORIGINAL Hoboken411 "Windshield Twittering" series...]

Lack of TV drives people bananas

Television (like the internet) is so inter-twined in our lives, that without them – it pretty much causes widespread panic attacks.

Today’s windshield tweet is a byproduct of the Cablevision /NewsCorp dispute.

[Stay tuned for the next Windshield Twittering entry! - Note: Feel free to share your wiper-spottings - just email Hoboken411 with a clear photo or two, where you spotted it and how you'd like to be credited... ]

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Windshield Tweets: Litter Bugs!

10/20/2010:

[Continuing the ORIGINAL Hoboken411 "Windshield Twittering" series...]

Windshield junk sucks; but do you need to litter?

Most of us hate the Windshield SPAM we all get. This week’s culprits are Carmina Limousine, and Zap Lube. Both business are NOT located in Hoboken – but have an indirect negative effect on the city they wish to do business with.

However, it’s my belief that since the windshield spammers are pretty good at putting the leaflets underneath the wiper blade (unlike the Hoboken Parking Utility who can’t muster up the energy) – that the car owners themselves are the ones responsible for just tossing them on the ground.

Just because you didn’t want the flier doesn’t mean you should make your own Hoboken neighborhood more disgusting. Just bring it in your car and toss it out in the proper receptacle!

C’mon, folks!

[Stay tuned for the next Windshield Twittering entry! - Note: Feel free to share your wiper-spottings - just email Hoboken411 with a clear photo or two, where you spotted it and how you'd like to be credited... ]

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