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Lamb on teacher strippers & terrorists

Pat Lamb talks about teacher porn, Guantanamo & VP debate

Here’s today’s cartoon and commentary video from Pat Lamb.

Pat talks about the latest NY Post headlines, like kids who found racy pics of their teacher on the internet, some terrorists and the VP Debate from last night.

And if you want see Pat do some open mic live (hate him or love him), head over to the Open Mike Comedy Night at the GainVille Cafe in Rutherford, NJ tonight at 7pm. It’s located at 17 Ames Avenue (map).

Good stuff! Enjoy.

Lamb on Mad Dog, Iran, and more!

Pat Lamb talks about cheap wine and politics

Here’s today’s cartoon and commentary video from Pat Lamb.

Pat talks about his trip to New Hampshire – and international politics.

Good stuff! Enjoy.

Lamb on Car Salesmen & other “bums”

Pat Lamb talks about car dealer scams

Here’s today’s cartoon and commentary video from Pat Lamb.

Pat exposes the nonsense that goes on at your local car dealership, as well as a local Hoboken mortgage broker back in the day!

Good stuff! Enjoy.

Lamb on Obama, Lohan and Playboy

Pat Lamb Does Standup Comedy too

Here’s today’s cartoon and commentary video from Pat Lamb.

In a departure from his usual videos, we have a recent stand up comedy night he did. He touches on Playboy magazine, Lindsay Lohan and President Obama, whom he predicts will lose this year’s election. Pat says “Obama couldn’t run a fever!”

Good stuff! Enjoy.

Lamb on the “Goodfella” Henry Hill

Pat Lamb talks about Goodfella Henry Hill

Here’s today’s cartoon and commentary video from Pat Lamb.

In today’s video – he talks about mob informant Henry Hill, who died recently.

Henry Hill’s character in the motion picture Goodfellas was played by actor Ray Liotta.

Enjoy.

Lamb on the Facebook IPO

Pat Lamb talks about the Facebook IPO

Here’s today’s cartoon and commentary video from Pat Lamb.

In this latest video – he talks about the over-hyped Facebook IPO, as well as our first “gay President” and other recent events like Chinese replicas of the Titanic… Pretty funny – especially the car named after Obama.

Oh, and see the letter Mark Zuckerberg probably should have written to investors after the vid…

Enjoy.

Zuckerberg’s letter to investors

Dear Potential Investor:

For years, you’ve wasted your time on Facebook. Now here’s your chance to waste your money on it, too.

Tomorrow is Facebook’s IPO, and I know what some of you are thinking. How will Facebook be any different from the dot-com bubble of the early 2000’s?

  1. For one thing, those bad dot-com stocks were all speculation and hype, and weren’t based on real businesses. Facebook, on the other hand, is based on a solid foundation of angry birds and imaginary sheep.
  2. Second, Facebook is the most successful social network in the world, enabling millions to share information of no interest with people they barely know.
  3. Third, every time someone clicks on a Facebook ad, Facebook makes money. And while no one has ever done this on purpose, millions have done it by mistake while drunk. We totally stole this idea from iTunes.
  4. Finally, if you invest in Facebook, you’ll be far from alone. As a result of using Facebook for the past few years, over 900 million people in the world have suffered mild to moderate brain damage, impairing their ability to make reasoned judgments. These will be your fellow Facebook investors.

With your help, if all goes as planned tomorrow, Facebook’s IPO will net $100 billion. To put that number in context, it would take JP Morgan four or five trades to lose that much money.

One last thing: what will, I, Mark Zuckerberg, do with the $18 billion I’m expected to earn from Facebook’s IPO? Well, I’m considering buying Greece, but that would still leave me with $18 billion. LOL.

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Mark