Hoboken: Artie Lange to finally perform

The Howard Stern Show is Dangerous to Your Health!

As I was looking for an image for Artie Lange’s appearance at Tutta Pasta, I was struck at how far he has fallen physically in the past few years. Now tipping the scales over 300 LBS with no end in site the question I asked myself is who will die first, Artie or Britney? Here are a few pics to illustrate this”

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1/10/2008:

Here’s a little reminder of the show that’s taking place tonight. I hear it’s sold out, so this is pretty much useless information. Unless, of course, you’re the type that likes creepily milling around establishments with hopes of spotting certain people. If that’s you, don’t forget to charge your digital camera, and get their early to ensure a good spot.

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1/4/2008:

Hardly seen, but not hard to miss comedian Artie Lange announced on The Howard Stern Show yesterday he’s scheduled to appear at Tutta Pasta next Thursday, January 10th.

The upstairs portion of Tutta Pasta was recently transformed into Danny’s Upstairs comedy club, with regular shows for the residents to enjoy.

Whether the semi-famous Hoboken resident will show up remains to be seen, as Artie’s been known to fall through on engagements in the past. Why he chose this club, over the headlining acts that appear during the “Not-so annual Elks Comedy Nights” is beyond me. Maybe they paid him more.

Whomever goes, enjoy the show!

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42 Comments on "Hoboken: Artie Lange to finally perform"

TheNjDevilsAdvocate
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TheNjDevilsAdvocate

sold out to quick

HomeTeam
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HomeTeam

Wonder if this happened?

Noticed a review was absent from artielangisdead.com

nyrangersfan19
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nyrangersfan19

[quote comment=”61584″]NYRangersfan 19 was in attendance. He is a closet Artie lover. woulda thunk it?

I can already guess his response:
“I wouldn’t be caught dead in that dreadful place. While I live in Hoboken I despise everything about it. Ever since segregation picked up steam, I reside to staying in my condo and polishing my stainless steal fridge. Did you know I was better than you? White power!”[/quote]

BTW.. what is a stainless STEAL fridge? Always with theft on the mind, huh?

Friedupright
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Friedupright

[quote comment=”61536″][quote comment=”61471″]Perry – do something more constructive with your life.[/quote]

I would love to know what “B” does with their life. Just jealous… keep up the good work!!![/quote]

Hmmmmmm, what is the definition of constructive:

adjective
1. constructing or tending to construct or improve or promote development; “constructive criticism”; “a constructive attitude”; “a constructive philosophy”; “constructive permission” [ant: destructive]
2. emphasizing what is laudable or hopeful or to the good; “constructive criticism”

I think Perry is doing exactly what he should be doing right now. If ‘B’ feels otherwise, well, then I geuess ‘B’ has a right to feel that way. To each his own. And may I suggest, ‘B’ for the sake of us who enjoy what Perry does, that you, stop reading this blog, and do something “constructive” with your time.

oh well okay
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oh well okay

[quote comment=”61455″]Artie’s cool but his career is definitely astride the grave, he’s dribbling, drooling and dropping onions, sausage and fromage into the depths of his eternal resting place. He should try for a reality show. Something like “Fat, Drunk and Stupid in Jersey”. He could go to the wop joints like the Oak Leaf and that dago greaseball joint across the street and interview dudes about their Corvettes and their chick’s plastic surgery and how often they clean the plastic sofa covers etc. etc. I tell you there’s a show here. There’s a show. That’s a show.
He’s a fat, disgusting pig and I think that in this era of fat disgusting pig worship (ie Hannity, Limbog, O’Reilly) an Artie show might fit right in. Maybe he can start each episode sitting on the can, reading the Post, defecating, drinking a Bud, emulating Ted Knight he could wear a different NJ College hoodie as he sits with his fat white trash ass on the can, grunting and farting like the distasteful piece of crap that he and his handful of admirers are. Die, you artery-clogged, washed up, coke fag.[/quote]

you are a dick. world would be much better off without a person like you than artie. what exactly is your problem with him? he is an average, normal dude from jersey who made some success for himself, and obviously has some serious problems. so to reiterate – you are a dick.

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