Green Yo Yogurt – 400 Newark Street – Hoboken, NJ

It seems we have yet another yogurt shop coming to Hoboken in the strip mall at 400 Newark Street (next to the Dunkin’ Donuts). The sign says “Green Yo,” whatever that means. Are they trying to combine the bogus “eco green” propaganda along with self-serve frozen yogurt that requires minimal employee skill and supervision?

Can anyone explain why this yogurt movement has seemingly exploded all of a sudden? Is it because of kids? Some kind of mass media mind control? Do they spike this stuff with hallucinogenic drugs? Geez, it’s not even healthy, so I can’t understand it. Be it as it may.

Description: Yogurt and toppings.
Address: 400 Newark Street, Hoboken, NJ 07030
Phone: TBD
Online: TBD