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August
A couple incidents already on the streets of Hoboken.
Earlier this morning, there was a report of several parked cars again getting swiped by an incompetent driver near 511 Garden Street. My next car will be made of diamonds so I don’t run the risk of damage to my sweet ride. Of course, I’ll only have enough money left over for one gum ball from the candy machine, but still.
And more recently, about 20 minutes in the past, it was reported that a “large limb” of tree came down near 1st and Jackson Street, completely blocking the road. There is also a block party planned nearby.
I’m still waiting for something worse than that massive hail storm we had back in ‘97 that dented hundreds of cars.
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August 25th 2007 - 18:03:21 |
I remember hearing that the person who hit the two parked cars lacked a drivers license. Not only not on her person, but actually didn’t have one period.
Stupid people everywhere……
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August 26th 2007 - 19:49:01 |
“My next car will be made of diamonds so I don’t run the risk of damage to my sweet ride.”
I think you won’t have to worry about damage since your car would be stolen.
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August 26th 2007 - 20:04:46 |
I already thought about that. The alarm system will not have a siren, but rather a poison-spiked pungee stick that will impale and paralyze the would be thief.
I haven’t worked out the kinks yet, and two of the “beta testers” are, ummmm, not working for me anymore.
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