Homeless arson

About 1/2 hour ago it was reported there was a fire under the Park Ave. bridge.

HFD responded to the scene and indicated there were a few shopping carts ablaze, and proceeded to extinguish the flames quickly.

A&P and Shoprite are now on full alert to make sure no shopping carts are taken tonight.

Below is a conceptual photo of what the bridge might look like if it REALLY caught on fire.

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3 Comments on "Homeless arson"


rapperd
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9 years 1 month ago

I have to admit that I love some of the photos you doctor on the site… haha.. This one ranks up there with the flood picture that you added the paddleboats and bikini girls to… lol..

hobokentownie
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hobokentownie
9 years 1 month ago

Isn’t this the first phase of the Northern boundary redevelopment plan. If you burn down a homeless person’s turf, does that make him extra homeless?

All that Nighttrain and MD 20/20 gets pretty caustic.

MidnightRacer
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9 years 1 month ago

DISCLAIMER – DO NOT TRY THIS. BELOW IS SATIRE ONLY.

Homeless Bar-B-Q Party:

5 lbs of stolen bologna
1 bottle of pocketed ketchup
mixed variety of grab and run vegetable’s
assorted palmed spices

light fire under shopping cart and pre-heat for 5 minutes
add local dry woods for smoking under shopping cart
marinate meat in left over beer and whatever spices on hand
place meat inside shopping cart
slow cook for 30 minutes

Invite local authorities over and break bread together and enjoy the metal friendship bracelets handed out as party favors! Have fun!

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