Funny Hoboken Products
Was surfing around Amazon.com the other day searching for wacky fun product name, and noticed some terrible or funny products come up!
Elasto-Gel Cranial Cap:
Peterson’s Ointment (anything with the word “ointment” is just funny):
So if Hoboken had terribly funny products, what would they be? What could we use?
Thought about it for a few minutes and came up with a few to start us off:
- “Teflon coated poop-resistant galoshes”
- “Chris Campos Halloween – ‘beat the DWI’ mask”
- “Budget Busting Council Creme”
- “Danny Aiello Pasta Maker”
- “City Council ‘Laff Riot’ Buzzer Badge”
- “The Campos Breathalyzer Rig Kit”
- “Housing Inspector ‘Get Approved Faster’ catch phrase handbook”
- “Will it Burn? Home Arson Preparation Kit”
- “Criss Angel Summer Shower Levitation Kit- Escape any random Hoboken flood!”
- “Trick Hoboken Election double-mirror ballot fraud mesmerizer”
- “Any meal is delicious in Hoboken power pills (take two before any dinner)”
- “PATH train floral arrangement nose plugs”
What other goofy gags could Hoboken start selling??