Naked man being lewd

Just now reported over the live police scanner.. 303 12th St., “Naked man in window acting strange… very lewd”…

I don’t even want to imagine what this exhibitionist is doing. They’re sending police down now to “investigate”.

Sigh. Maybe the guy is going nuts (no pun intended) since the 6 hour water outage yesterday.

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10 Comments on "Naked man being lewd"


Lady
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9 years 2 months ago

what, no pics?

McBeaver
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McBeaver
9 years 2 months ago

I’m half man, half llama… all cop.

Tama Murden
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9 years 2 months ago

Great fellas. LMAO, esp. the weathervane, McBeaver (whatever your gender)!!

And b/c it’s late & has been a trying weekend….

This thread reminds me of a favorite joke:

Q: Why do women struggle with parallel parking?
(Witness The Sopranos’ finale)

A: Because all their lives they’ve been told that this (hold up your [female] hand w/a v. small space between thumb & index-finger) is 6″ !!

And apologies to all the women who parallel park superlatively on the first try!

McBeaver
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McBeaver
9 years 2 months ago

frink’s high school yearbook picture: http://tinyurl.com/2u8r4j

frink
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9 years 2 months ago

See, I though you called me that cause I could always tell you which way the wind was coming from. Now I know, you’ll never know which way to face now! Muhahahah…

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