What’s up with this moose?

Has anyone seen this provocative sign?

I’ve heard several people comment on the Emack & Bolio mascot (at Mola Coffee), and some individuals find it a tad disturbing!

See for yourself. What you have is a dolled up female scoop of ice cream sitting on the face of an ecstatic and happy male ice cream scoop, who’s being ogled by a giddy moose licking his lips drooling that he’s about to eat her. The ice cream cone itself is essentially one big phallic symbol. And this is supposed to entice kids in to eat ice cream?

Shouldn’t this sign be in front of Romantic Depot or something?

Can anyone guess what the ice cream flavors might be named? I’ll leave it up to you.

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19 Comments on "What’s up with this moose?"


Blucheez
Member
9 years 2 months ago

“Not-Quite-Cherry” on top.

“Plug-Ass-Hole Pistachio” on bottom.

Held up by “Dingleberry Moose”.

honcho
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honcho
9 years 3 months ago

Ha!Ha!
Why do you think the Moose has horns????
Get a life…you dirty dog stop projecting your ridiculous Freudian fantasy life on the rest of us!
Chop!Chop! or in your case Bone!Bone!

💡

emarche
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9 years 3 months ago

[quote comment=”32786″]You’re out of your element Donny[/quote]

He peed on the Dude’s rug.

Jay
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9 years 3 months ago

EasyBerry Skank is kinda cute……….

blaueaugen
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blaueaugen
9 years 3 months ago

You’re out of your element Donny

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