While I was “out”, a reader had heard on the live police scanner, the following display of “whoa! I drank too much and don’t want to pay for it!”

“Just heard this…at roughly 2:25 am Saturday, a blonde woman in a black shirt with white pinstripes fled Trinity on the waterfront. She sprinted up 3rd Street until she was stopped by police officers who escorted her back to Trinity. Facing the choice of either paying her $500 bar tab or imminent arrest, she chose to pay the tab and was, in the parlance of Hoboken’s finest, sent on her way.”