Man chasing woman

Reports over the live scanner… man chasing woman on 3rd and Washington. It’s reported that she got out of the car and he left his grey Honda in the middle of 3rd and Bloomfield and began the pursuit. Descriptions.. Male.. moustache.. heading north on Wash, female was running barefoot west on third..

Sounds ridiculous. I guess the hot weather gets to some people.

Leave a Reply

11 Comments on "Man chasing woman"

shoegirl
Member
shoegirl

Wait, she running West on Bloomfield and he’s running North on Washington and his car was left in the middle of 3rd and Bloomfield? How was he chasing her if they were running in two different directions….

Okay, I’m going to start doing ridiculous things around town to see if I can make it to Hobokenn411. Who is with me?

Litterboken
Member
Litterboken

[quote comment=”30075″]why was he running north or washington if she was running west on 3rd? was he trying to “cut her off at the pass”?[/quote]

Oh my goodness, I am crying laughing.

It must be the McDonald’s grease-air fumes, mixed with Arthur’s onions and beef scent, topped off with poop-sewer perfume that makes people like this couple, and the potential bar-tab thief at Trinty, go crazy around 3rd and Wash. I live at 3rd and Hudson, so I speak from experience. Sometimes I just howl out my window from confusion and angst!

MidnightRacer
Member

[quote comment=”30075″]why was he running north or washington if she was running west on 3rd? was he trying to “cut her off at the pass”?[/quote]

You make a good point. Perhaps they were racing home to get first dibs on their new Moen all surrounding multi-nozzled shower spa.

Sporky Gugenheim
Member
Sporky Gugenheim

What kind of world is it where you can’t chase your old lady down the street and beat her with her shoes? I think we say that this has happened to all of us at some point in our lives.

Biffy B For Mayor
Member
Biffy B For Mayor

why was he running north or washington if she was running west on 3rd? was he trying to “cut her off at the pass”?

wpDiscuz