Glomming on the Earthquake

Virginia Earthquake will inspire many

Earthquakes are no laughing matter, but considering today’s 5.8 magnitude quake in Virginia didn’t cause total devastation – I’m sure now everyone will “ride the wave” in terms of making a quick buck or creating witty slogans because of this widespread event.

Be on the lookout for earthquake references for some time to come, such as:

  • “Shake some booty at the earthquake happy hour dance party!”
  • “That earthquake is so last-week. Get earth-shattering deals today only! 50% off!”
  • “Breaking even the Richter Scale lately? Come join our gym!”
  • “Hoboken’s massive property taxes sent shock waves through the community bigger than the Virginia earthquake.”

I could go on… but you get the point!

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3 Comments on "Glomming on the Earthquake"

spiffy
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spiffy

Obama released a statement that said that the Virginia earthquake occurred on a rare and obscure fault-line, apparently known as´╗┐ “Bush’s Fault.”

assclown
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assclown

I was watiing to see the first “I survived the 2011 Earthquake T-shirts.” You know– from the guys that sell umbrellas at the first drop of rain.

NorthKrissy
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NorthKrissy

Always ahead of the curve, 411. Love it!

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