Glomming on the Earthquake
Virginia Earthquake will inspire many
Earthquakes are no laughing matter, but considering today’s 5.8 magnitude quake in Virginia didn’t cause total devastation – I’m sure now everyone will “ride the wave” in terms of making a quick buck or creating witty slogans because of this widespread event.
Be on the lookout for earthquake references for some time to come, such as:
- “Shake some booty at the earthquake happy hour dance party!”
- “That earthquake is so last-week. Get earth-shattering deals today only! 50% off!”
- “Breaking even the Richter Scale lately? Come join our gym!”
- “Hoboken’s massive property taxes sent shock waves through the community bigger than the Virginia earthquake.”
I could go on… but you get the point!