Shoplifter getting “violent”

Heard over the live scanner. A&P supermarket, shoplifter gets caught, then proceeds to get violent and “combative”. Besides the liquor, what is the most valuable thing to pilfer at the supermarket? Steaks?

I’m getting hungry right now, so I’d probably try to steal a rotisserie chicken. I can imagine when I get caught, the police saying “Is that a chicken in your pants, or are you just happy to see us?”

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