Hoboken Police & Fire Blotter: 8/2/2011

Hoboken crime and fire action: August 2, 2011

An ongoing list of various noteworthy incidents, crimes and fire-calls throughout the day for Tuesday, August 2, 2011. This post may be updated and “bumped” periodically.

  • 10:30pm: More stolen packages
    A resident living near 10th & Park arrived home to realize that a package that was delivered to them today was nicked from the lobby. Well that just sucks! There goes the benefit of shopping online!
  • 9:20pm: NANNY ASSAULT
    A man living at 1125 Maxwell Lane caught his nanny assaulting his SIX AND A HALF MONTH OLD BABY on his Nanny-Cam. He fired her on the spot, and called Hoboken Police. EMS also arrived to check the infant out, but luckily no hospitalization was required. Who “assaults” a completely defenseless little baby? It’s just too bad that one income isn’t enough to rear children these days, and that the billion-dollar nanny industry is even necessary.

More updates to come…

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21 Comments on "Hoboken Police & Fire Blotter: 8/2/2011"

Hoboken17
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Hoboken17

Ah yes, more made up nonsense by our Village Idiot. Surprised? I dont think anyone is really. When you feel threatened by people who actually make sense your last resort is always the penis jokes….and sure enough, there it is. Bravo!

I wont get into detailed corrections for all of the inaccuracies you spewed about my personal life (which by the way were all false), because what’s incredibly humorous is that you think just because you get your period that you’re automatically fertile. Once again, proving to all of us that you are truly the Village Idiot.

I thought highly trained, professional pooper scoopers like yourself were supposed to pick up shit rather than dispense it. Isnt that a basic principle of Dog Shit 101 in grad school?

wiskeytango1
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wiskeytango1

17 again mother goose says she is fertile but can’t hook up with a male ..Shower shave and get a make over and throw you duds out..canine pee smells.. 17 hope your not in love with her.rotflmao.. 😆 [quote comment=”209350″]Ah yes, more made up nonsense by our Village Idiot. Surprised? I dont think anyone is really. When you feel threatened by people who actually make sense your last resort is always the penis jokes….and sure enough, there it is. Bravo!I wont get into detailed corrections for all of the inaccuracies you spewed about my personal life (which by the way were all false), because what’s incredibly humorous is that you think just because you get your period that you’re automatically fertile. Once again, proving to all of us that you are truly the Village Idiot.I thought highly trained, professional pooper scoopers like yourself were supposed to pick up shit rather than dispense it. Isnt that a basic principle of Dog Shit 101 in grad school?[/quote]

mooshu
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mooshu

That last part would be the bane of my existence. No thank you, that guy seriously needs a dog trainer, but I can see your point.[quote comment=”209368″]17 again mother goose says she is fertile but can’t hook up with a male ..Shower shave and get a make over and throw you duds out..canine pee smells.. 17 hope your not in love with her.rotflmao.. [/quote]

wiskeytango1
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wiskeytango1

17 why do you waste time with mother goose? Was that comment a menstrual cycle or motor cycle? There is a pill for that at the pharmacy ..Once a year pms..go for it mother goose.For a dud who is a dog walker she must carry a laptop on her backpack or a mattress..Very very lonely girl.. Must change the batterys in her power tool and maybe she will be more Docile..riteaid has a sale on everready 12volt. btw hope you filll out your irs returns properly…shhhhhh. dog walkers do ok..you need a hobby.perhaps javilin catching may help..all the best to mother goose. 😀 [quote comment=”209350″]Ah yes, more made up nonsense by our Village Idiot. Surprised? I dont think anyone is really. When you feel threatened by people who actually make sense your last resort is always the penis jokes….and sure enough, there it is. Bravo!I wont get into detailed corrections for all of the inaccuracies you spewed about my personal life (which by the way were all false), because what’s incredibly humorous is that you think just because you get your period that you’re automatically fertile. Once again, proving to all of us that you are truly the Village Idiot.I thought highly trained, professional pooper scoopers like yourself were supposed to pick up shit rather than dispense it. Isnt that a basic principle of Dog Shit 101 in grad school?[/quote]

mooshu
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mooshu

Yawn. You tell me about the sh*t spewing.

I figured that someone highly-trained in Douchebag who is apparently more interested in my ability to reproduce than in the care of his own children might like to follow my menstrual cycles as well. You know, go all the way here, because following me around appears to make your life interesting. I wasn’t correlating one with the other.

Who knows. We may be in sync by now, pops.

But pooh, you go ahead and behave as if your junk is bigger than it actually is. Take wcb with you. I’m done with you nutjobs.[quote comment=”209350″]Ah yes, more made up nonsense by our Village Idiot. Surprised? I dont think anyone is really. When you feel threatened by people who actually make sense your last resort is always the penis jokes….and sure enough, there it is. Bravo!I wont get into detailed corrections for all of the inaccuracies you spewed about my personal life (which by the way were all false), because what’s incredibly humorous is that you think just because you get your period that you’re automatically fertile. Once again, proving to all of us that you are truly the Village Idiot.I thought highly trained, professional pooper scoopers like yourself were supposed to pick up shit rather than dispense it. Isnt that a basic principle of Dog Shit 101 in grad school?[/quote]

Hoboken17
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Hoboken17

Yay! One last penis joke. Well played Mooshu, V.I.[quote comment=”209357″]Yawn. You tell me about the sh*t spewing.I figured that someone highly-trained in Douchebag who is apparently more interested in my ability to reproduce than in the care of his own children might like to follow my menstrual cycles as well. You know, go all the way here, because following me around appears to make your life interesting. I wasn’t correlating one with the other.Who knows. We may be in sync by now, pops.But pooh, you go ahead and behave as if your junk is bigger than it actually is. Take wcb with you. I’m done with you nutjobs.[/quote]

HomeTeam
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HomeTeam

Was the nanny charged with a crime? There doesn’t seem to be anything in the local news etc that mentions this incident.

sasha
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sasha

Thank God the parents had a nanny cam: who knows what would’ve happened if they
didn’t and for how long this abuse would have gone on!!!

mooshu
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mooshu

I think I remember not particularly giving a crap about cams put up in homes by idiots protecting their beer (and the like), period.

Maybe it’s not so much an evil nanny here as irresponsible hiring of a nanny. I mean, what she did is ridiculous. However, we don’t know why she was hired in the first place: was she cheap? Because there is a theme in town of underpaying nannies because they are not educated enough and/or are desperate for an income. Put these two together, and wham. Disaster.

I guess I can’t really expect responsibility from some parents who just pop ’em out and want everyone else to take care of their babies, though. In these cases, I suppose cams work.

Hoboken17
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Hoboken17
You should seriously be put in an asylum. You are now going to twist this horrific story and make it the parents fault because they hired a cheap nanny? You have ZERO facts about the family, you have ZERO facts about the nanny, yet you make up some wild story about how irresponsible the parents are?? You are truly a despicable person. Go kill yourself. This is a perfect example of why so many people hate you. I honestly hope the reason you hate kids and parents so much is because you are physically unable to have them. That would help explain the over the top animosity towards them and would also make the majority of us parents feel better knowing that you’ll never be one.[quote comment=”209333″]I think I remember not particularly giving a crap about cams put up in homes by idiots protecting their beer (and the like), period.Maybe it’s not so much an evil nanny here as irresponsible hiring of a nanny. I mean, what she did is ridiculous. However, we don’t know why she was hired in the first place: was she cheap? Because there is a theme in town of underpaying nannies because they are not educated enough and/or are desperate for an income. Put these two together, and wham. Disaster.I guess I can’t really expect responsibility from some parents who just pop ‘em out and want everyone else to take care of their babies, though. In these cases, I suppose cams work.[/quote]
mooshu
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mooshu
Um… noo. I’m fertile, and not envious at all about your ability to procreate and drop the kids off at daycare or leave them with the nanny all day. At least I’m not showing off how fertile I am just because I can. But if you want, I can send you my menstrual calendar. 411 mentioned that the nanny industry is a billion-dollar one– why do you think this is? I assure you it’s not about one income trying to make ends meet. Not in this town. I don’t hate all parents and kids– just parents like you and westcoastbound. And by the way, those who cannot procreate aren’t inadequate just because you and your tiny penis say so. Thank you for the rest of your comment. Really. I’m not upset. I’m not angry. I’m humored by yet another reminder of the anonymous nuts that lurk on the Internet, and I’m also reminded of how amazing I have it in life. That all your personalities hate me is nothing new. That westcoastbound thinks I’m crazy because she’s a clinically insane lawyer is old news. The feeling’s sort of mutual, except for the part about hoping that you kill yourself, hoboken17. I’d honestly prefer that you stick around until you’re 100, eating away at your insides as per usual. That you two declare yourselves “grown-ups” is hilarious. I sure bet there are *thousands* of kids waiting in line to become just like you. Please, oh, please continue to humor us all.[quote… Read more »
westcoastbound
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westcoastbound
Truly delusional in every way. And too stupid to be aware of it. Village idiot, yes. But also clearly mentally disturbed. A scary combination. I feel terrible for the people who let this person into their homes unaware of the deeply psychologically scarred mental incapacity of this emotionally stunted individual. I sure wouldn’t want to be around when she wakes up and has the meltdown that is inevitable when the delusion finally lifts and she realizes the truth about the world around her. If society is lucky, she’ll seek and get the help she so desperately needs.[quote comment=”209348″]Um… noo. I’m fertile, and not envious at all about your ability to procreate and drop the kids off at daycare or leave them with the nanny all day. At least I’m not showing off how fertile I am just because I can. But if you want, I can send you my menstrual calendar.411 mentioned that the nanny industry is a billion-dollar one– why do you think this is? I assure you it’s not about one income trying to make ends meet. Not in this town.I don’t hate all parents and kids– just parents like you and westcoastbound. And by the way, those who cannot procreate aren’t inadequate just because you and your tiny penis say so.Thank you for the rest of your comment. Really. I’m not upset. I’m not angry. I’m humored by yet another reminder of the anonymous nuts that lurk on the Internet, and I’m also reminded of how amazing… Read more »
westcoastbound
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westcoastbound

Mooshu won’t understand what you mean. She is incapable of logic or deductive reasoning. As I wrote before, I actually suspect this is someone with a pretty serious mental illness. I really mean that.[quote comment=”209334″]You should seriously be put in an asylum. You are now going to twist this horrific story and make it the parents fault because they hired a cheap nanny? You have ZERO facts about the family, you have ZERO facts about the nanny, yet you make up some wild story about how irresponsible the parents are?? You are truly a despicable person. Go kill yourself. This is a perfect example of why so many people hate you. I honestly hope the reason you hate kids and parents so much is because you are physically unable to have them. That would help explain the over the top animosity towards them and would also make the majority of us parents feel better knowing that you’ll never be one.[/quote]

Hoboken17
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Hoboken17

I think i remember the village idiot telling the whole world that nanny cams are useless. Tell that to these parents.

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