Is Hoboken Batman DONE?

Hoboken Batman is OVER; leaves town – will crime increase?

Hoboken Batman was spotted leaving Hoboken earlier tonight. One passerby said “Oh no, crime will definitely increase now!”

(Of course crime will increase! It always does as the crowds in town get more drunk – Batman or not!)

Has Hoboken Batman outlived his usefulness?

Some of us who have called 07030 their zip code for a long time – and happen to be within earshot of the Hoboken Batman – are starting to think the “novelty” of this character is OVER.

Many residents hear his incessant horn-honking day in and day out – and don’t really think it’s amusing, funny or the slightest bit interesting anymore. Not with such “horn-honking frequency.” It’s like watching the same 80’s sitcom episode every single solitary day. No, we’re not grumpy – we just enjoy mixing things up.

Imagine if some punk at your office pulled the “What’s on your shirt (poke your nose)” shtick every day? Same thing.

Hoboken Batman nearly causes 3-car accident by being stupid

Hoboken411 reader Jeremy sent an email in last night – a message a friend had sent to him from one of the social networks:

“I don’t normally rant about anyone or anything, but tonight one person pissed me off. HOBOKEN BATMAN PERSON, I HATE YOU!!! You dressed in black and almost caused a 3 car accident (including me) tonight by stupidly trying to bike your way through a high traffic intersection when the cars had the green light. If I didn’t stop you from crossing the intersection, you could have been killed. You owe me one!”

Do you love, hate or could care less about Hoboken Batman?

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23 Comments on "Is Hoboken Batman DONE?"

4 years 3 months ago

He’s not the hero Hoboken wants, he’s the hero Hoboken needs.

4 years 3 months ago

The Batman thing never bothered me much but I saw this same guy last Saturday night on 3rd and Washington dressed up in full Michael Jackson gear, boombox blasting dancing his ass off. And this is where this guy jumped the shark for me. I started to wonder what would make someone so desperate for attention they would dress like Batman, then Michael Jackson. I felt sorry for him. Oh well, that’s 10 seconds of my life I’ll never get back.

4 years 3 months ago

Well; consider the traffic incident just a regular incident from ANY biker. Not just the Batman who I think is really awesome!

This clearly shows how people (like reader Jeremy) have just given for granted all those good little things that make life a bit less boring.

Why the heck are you driving SOOOO fast in Hoboken anyway, it sounds like you were going more than 25mph buddy!

I was at the Frank Raia’s Annual birthday and I recorded the Hoboken Batman as charismatic and goofie as always, dancing to the beats of some amazing canadian performers. I will be sending all the videos to Hoboken411.

4 years 3 months ago

Dumb story

4 years 3 months ago

Doesn’t take much to amuse people in Hoboken.