Virtual dog walking game

Here’s a great solution to both dog poop AND obesity. This virtual dog walking game they have over in Japan. It’s a fruity concept where you walk on a treadmill and have to walk the dog “right” or he dies. So people considering getting a dog may want to try this if Hoboken ever gets a video arcade. It would also make for good training for wanna-be professional dog walkers. They should have an “expert” version with like 10 leashes.

But we wouldn’t have all this crazy banter without our cute pooches!

Hoboken should come out with a “Virtual Intersection” game. Real battering rams that come out from the left or right and smash you if you can’t cross the street in time before the drunk runs the stop sign.

Virtual Dog Walking game

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ahobokenguy
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9 years 4 months ago

I would rather dog-f*cker

sullyx
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9 years 4 months ago

so, can we change ahobokenguy’s name to BOB?! :mrgreen:

sullyx
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9 years 4 months ago

so, can we change ahobokenguy’s name to BOB?!

newgirl
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newgirl
9 years 4 months ago

Really wish I hadn’t opened that link at work. 😳

ahobokenguy
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9 years 4 months ago

[quote comment=”24923″]The point was to illicit a snappy response from Cracker, who hates all living things, including himself.[/quote]

Priceless Mr411

Anyone notice that there is no ‘poop bag’ holder and that the dog looks like it is mounting Snoopy’s red roof and ready for a pegging from the girl behind him. In case you need a laugh and want learn a bit more about pegging:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pegging_%28sexual_practice%29

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