Virtual dog walking game
Here’s a great solution to both dog poop AND obesity. This virtual dog walking game they have over in Japan. It’s a fruity concept where you walk on a treadmill and have to walk the dog “right” or he dies. So people considering getting a dog may want to try this if Hoboken ever gets a video arcade. It would also make for good training for wanna-be professional dog walkers. They should have an “expert” version with like 10 leashes.
But we wouldn’t have all this crazy banter without our cute pooches!
Hoboken should come out with a “Virtual Intersection” game. Real battering rams that come out from the left or right and smash you if you can’t cross the street in time before the drunk runs the stop sign.