Friday Fun: Scare Tactics

This isn’t exactly Hoboken, but was spotted on the way back to town in neighboring Union City.

A Martial Arts studio advertising the reasons why you need your black belt. “Child Abduction Prevention”, and “Rape Defense”. Boy, they’re preying on people’s fear a bit, aren’t they?

Here’s some other ideas for them. What other sales pitches could they use?

  • Al-Qaeda Stealth Explosive Belt Removal
  • Serial Killer Avoidance
  • Toddler Shin Kicking Defense
  • Abusive Parents Denial
  • Girlfriend Catching you Cheating Blocking Tactics
  • Psycho Stalker tricking tips
  • Bitch-slapping Eagles Fans Maneuvers

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19 Comments on "Friday Fun: Scare Tactics"


homeworld
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9 years 5 months ago

Did the PATH derail for a third time?

krewedetat
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krewedetat
9 years 5 months ago

hob411, chill…this is the funniest thread in a while!!!! 😆

potatochip
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9 years 5 months ago

411, your so busy with politics these days, i’m shocked you missed what went down by the path last night.

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