Friday Fun: Scare Tactics
This isn’t exactly Hoboken, but was spotted on the way back to town in neighboring Union City.
A Martial Arts studio advertising the reasons why you need your black belt. “Child Abduction Prevention”, and “Rape Defense”. Boy, they’re preying on people’s fear a bit, aren’t they?
Here’s some other ideas for them. What other sales pitches could they use?
- Al-Qaeda Stealth Explosive Belt Removal
- Serial Killer Avoidance
- Toddler Shin Kicking Defense
- Abusive Parents Denial
- Girlfriend Catching you Cheating Blocking Tactics
- Psycho Stalker tricking tips
- Bitch-slapping Eagles Fans Maneuvers