Do you know a dwarf out of work?

3/3/2011 Update:

More requests for St. Pattys Dwarfs!

Another ad on Craigslist popped up for a dwarf needed for this Saturday’s St. Patrick’s Parade in Hoboken.

“Lojack,” who’s a Hoboken411 reader sent it in – and he said he got incredible responses to the ad: “mission accomplished.”

Leprechaun needed 3/5/11 (Hoboken)

A call to all midgets/dwarves/little people for hire

Seeking a little person for shenanigans at our Hoboken St. Patty’s Day party, the morning of March 5th. Looking for your presence and participation in the festivities for two-three hours till about noon.

You will be asked to meet and greet guests, grand marshal the party, participate in a lucky charms eating contest vs one of the roommates, skip like a silly goose throughout the location each and every time House of Pain is played (let’s face it, they only have one song worth playing), drink your face off until the kegs are kicked and the ice luge melts, and sample the variety of poon at the party. If you have a costume, please advise. If you have a mask like the one from Leprechaun the movie-even better.

You will not be asked to be tossed, to wear the Scream mask and be violated from behind-you know, the mask from the movie Scream while doggy style, or anything else that may cause harm/damage/injury to your precious little vessel of a body.

The day will end with you and I skipping down 1st Street in Hoboken, hand in hand, going to the bar of your choosing and having some shots to end our acquaintanceship properly.

Rates to be discussed and only a few hours of work-if you call being the all star at the party “work.”

Please reply asap as this is right around the corner.

Thanks,
Lojack

And here’s the screenshot – since these ads usually get pulled down off Craigslist.

See the original ad after the jump!

2/23/2011:

Dwarf needed for St. Patricks Day Fun in Hoboken

Spotted this “Talent Gig” advertisement on Craigslist the other day – and found it quite humorous.

Dwarf needed for Hoboken St. Patrick’s Day 3-5-11 (Hoboken NJ)

“We are in search of a dwarf to hire for St Patrick’s Day. We will pay $400 for 10 hours. We will provide you with a leprehaun outfit. You will follow us around town and hang out at our house party and pour shots of Jeager Bombs down everyones throats. We will give you along with the $400 all the booze you want and we will pay any cover charge at the local bars. Please be under 3′ 6″ and be a male. Enjoy getting shit faced with a bunch of fun Hoboken alcoholics and know how to have a good time. 2 years ago our dwarf got laid twice by 2 drunk gals at 1 party, we are inviting them back this year too. This will be the time of your life. Please send resume”

Do you think this is wrong? Or just an acceptable form of Capitalism? Are you too politically correct?

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8 Comments on "Do you know a dwarf out of work?"

homeworld
Member

Anyone have a screenshot of this ad?

mooshu
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mooshu

If I had a penis, stood at 3’6, and were subjected to hang out with these people, I’d expect $1000.

Mama Luke
Member

Sound like one of the assholes who make Hoboken a shit town once a year.

drdrool
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drdrool

Sounds like a person who, with friends from out of town, will spend piles of money at local businesses, pay a few $2000 fines, and help Hoboken in the biggest money-making day of the year.

That. is. Awesome.
[quote comment=”203695″]Sound like one of the assholes who make Hoboken a shit town once a year.[/quote]

HoneyDew
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HoneyDew

I wish I knew a dwarf. Sounds like a great gig for a guy. Getting drunk and laid and $400 sounds awesome to me.

Hoboken17
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Hoboken17

Animal Lover wonders why the police focus on St. Patty’s Day in Hoboken. LOL

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