Homeless man impersonates a canine

Seems as if this homeless bloke found a favorite urinal at 716 Washington St.

Several calls and repeated instances of public urination have been called in for this location and culprit.

Hobokolypse Now: “You smell that? Do you smell that? Urine, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of urine in the morning. You know, one time we had a whole block pissed on, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. The smell, you know that uric acid smell, the whole street. Smelled like… Hoboken. Someday this pissing contest is gonna end…”

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