Not-so-genius shoplifter

“Joseph B.” isn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer. He goes into the A&P to steal a case of water and a couple shopping bags of stuff, and on his way out, he drops his ID. He’ll most certainly get busted.

Some of his other ways of getting caught include:

– Wearing a neon pink t-shirt that say “I’m going to steal stuff now” in big bold letters.
– Making sure he commits the crime near the closest security camera
– Not reading Hoboken411.com regularly

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