We have a Situation, Hoboken

5/28/2010:

MTV “Jersey Shore” Reality Show star coming to Hoboken, NJ

To promote tanning booths…

Almost proud I don’t know who this is…

A few days ago, Hoboken411 reader Erin sent in a pic of some advertisement boasting that “The Situation” is coming to Hoboken on June 11th. Both some new tanning place that I haven’t gotten to yet (LA Sunset) – and then over to Teak for an “after party” to celebrate the opening.

I had to ask Erin “Who the hell is The Situation, and why is he coming to Hoboken – Our world is falling apart!”

She responded by saying “Haha! You’re actually asking who “the situation” is? Everyone knows, he’s the “main character” from MTV’s Reality Show “Jersey Shore,” and everyone makes fun of him. Absolutely ridiculous!”

Not that I’m a big fan of promoting things like this – she doubts “a giant line of people will gather outside a new tanning place on 9th and Madison – and then parade over to Teak, but regardless – it’s still hilarious!”

Then again, people line up for cakes, and just about anything that’s on the idiot box these days. All while the crumbling global economy will render most lemmings penniless because they’re not paying attention. All by design, my friends – all by design!

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8 Comments on "We have a Situation, Hoboken"

CapnJon
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CapnJon

this place has been empty since the day it opened (we pass it several times daily)… and it’s one block from another tanning place that’s also always empty…. dont these people investigate supply and demand before they open something?

i guess in defense of the “Jersey Shore” types, this location completes a G-T-L (gym, tanning, laundry) on one block….

esw7178
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esw7178

Can we add this business to the doomed list already? I mean to me, it doesn’t seem to make sense to open a tanning salon in the middle of June. Why would people pay to use a tanning salon when they can walk to the Park and get tan for free? And, why open a business on a Friday during the summer? Everyone in town will be driving to the beach.

BarbaraR56
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BarbaraR56

Big freakin’ deal! They just keep cashing in on the guido and guidette look that was so over in the 90’s. Enough already. 😆

nacholibre
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nacholibre

15 minutes of fame are at 14:21…tick tick tick.

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getz76

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