Mega Millions: $220 Million!

5/1/2009:

It’s that time again!

Buy just one – so you can say you had a chance!

I really want a winning jackpot Mega Millions ticket to be purchased in Hoboken (or by a Hoboken resident)!

So when the top prize begins reaching the stratosphere (or what I like to call “F**k You” money) – It’s my personal duty to remind everyone that isn’t a regular lottery player to: GO OUT AND BUY ONE TODAY!

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9 Comments on "Mega Millions: $220 Million!"

sonofagunk
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sonofagunk

Sorry to the guy that thinks you can move to another country and save on taxes. They planned for that. Read the rules, you are considered a resident of WHERE/WHEN you bought the ticket. If you live in NJ, and work in NJ, but buy the winning ticket in NYC, you pay NYC taxes!!! The winner is considered to be a NYC resident for tac purposes. Ain’t that nice of them.

scoutfinch
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scoutfinch

I’m not too familiar with the whole lotto thing. If you match 5 numbers but miss the mega ball you still get that much money?

Easy-E
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[quote comment=”152912″][quote comment=”152890″]Hookers, beer and baby pools.

Wait? There are other kinds of parties?[/quote]

if i win, i’ll throw a party also. i’ll also buy as much land in hoboken as possible, and plant grass. lol :mrgreen:[/quote]

Might I suggest hybrid. A cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.

bradykp
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bradykp

[quote comment=”152890″]Hookers, beer and baby pools.

Wait? There are other kinds of parties?[/quote]

if i win, i’ll throw a party also. i’ll also buy as much land in hoboken as possible, and plant grass. lol :mrgreen:

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