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mooshu
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mooshu

Hi. Yeah, United Way? The driver of car #41 was a complete and utter douchebag, last night. For starters, he made an illegal U-turn uptown and sped down Hoboken. Then he aggressively tailed a few drivers, skipping a number of STOP signs.

He sped past my house, too, until I pounded at his window to grab his attention. The asshole couldn’t (or didn’t want to) hear me.

When it was time to pay, I gave him a twenty. He yelled at me as though I were his therapist, indicating that everyone’s been giving him twenties.

Well, if he hadn’t been such a jerk-off, I would have made the effort to find change for him in the depths of my bag. But he insisted on being a jerk-off, so I gave him a mental “go f*ck yourself”.

He gave me $15 in change. I stepped out of the car, calling him an “asshole”, slammed the door and walked a block and a half back towards home.

I should’ve made a jump from the backseat of the car– it was a pretty scary ride. And I would have, but at no time did the douche slow down or make a stop– and I’m not Jackie Chan.

MidnightRacer
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[quote comment=”131654″]What contraction is “why’s”? Like you can’t manage to type “why does it”? Let me guess, you grew up in NJ.

You deserve to pay more as your ignorance hopefully pays for your immigrant driver’s English lessons.[/quote]

[quote comment=”131658″]F*ck you, Litteredboken. Who stuck the stick up your ass?[/quote]

[quote comment=”131666″]I’m with you mooshu. Isn’t there one in every crowd lately?[/quote]

maybe she’s having plywood’s baby

hey, you never know

mooshu
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mooshu

Plywood, it’s an epidemic! 😆

plywood
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plywood

I’m with you mooshu. Isn’t there one in every crowd lately?

mooshu
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mooshu

F*ck you, Litteredboken. Who stuck the stick up your ass?

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