Friday Fun: F-you, Penguin!
Since today is not only Friday – but a very, very informal Friday, with most folks off from work – I thought I’d share this website a Hoboken411 reader mentioned to me.
F-You, Penguin is “A blog where I tell cute animals what’s what.”
The writer basically finds pictures of various animals and writes a funny paragraph or two about them – such as this kangaroo:
Just say no to kangaroos
Oh, I get it, Kangaroo. You’re just hanging out, right? I bet if I asked you what you were doing, you would probably say you were “chillaxin” or something. You probably think you look pretty cool, but I know better, Kangaroo, because YOU ARE AS A HIGH AS A KITE RIGHT NOW.
Kangaroo, did you ever stop to think about the kids? Do you ever think about anyone other than yourself, and perhaps Mallomars? No, you f-ing don’t. So f-you, Kangaroo. You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
Random – but ridiculous enough to get a chuckle out of me every time.