Crazy Ladies’ Gate Sale
One Hoboken411 reader is having a gate sale tomorrow – October 26, 2008 (and it seems like the stuff isn’t your usual trinkets that are normally sold at these events)…
You can see from the poster provided….
It’s the “Monster Truck” gate sale
PRICES SO LOW YOU’LL PLOTZ!
EVERYTHING EVERYTHING EVERYTHING MUST GO.
Stuff stuff and more stuff!!!
Camera equipment, electronics, clothes from three fashionistas, furniture, books, a computer, a paper shredder (YES!), music, home baked goods, and more!
We’re nuts to be practically giving this stuff away.
Even my shrink says we’re CRAZY!
IT’S THE CRAZY LADIES’ GATE SALE
YOU’LL BE MAD NOT TO GO!!
(side effects include euphoria, elation, dizziness and monkeypox. Other side effects include groin rash, tingling and loss of bladder control. May grow tail. Not responsible for slap fights that break out because of the awesomeness.)
YOU’D BE CRAZY NOT TO!!!”