Caption this: Cat vs. Dog
21
October
10/21/2008:
Hoboken411 reader Mike thought it would be fun to have a “caption this” entry about this classic “cat vs. dog” showdown he caught on film.
Cat vs. dog
- “Stop feeding the meters!”
- “I’m tired of you pooping on my streets!”
- “You’re in the yellow, punk!”
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October 21st 2008 - 15:14:20 |
don’t point that paw at me p#ssy!!!!
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October 21st 2008 - 15:18:26 |
Cat: “I know Kung-Fu”
Dog: “Show me.”
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October 21st 2008 - 15:22:16 |
Cat: Isn’t mayor roberts a complete douche bag
Dog: The biggest one I have ever seen.
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October 21st 2008 - 15:26:36 |
” A fight, a fight a kitty and mutt’ Looks like Mason & Roberts took it to the streets.. overall very cute. You really do not see many stray cats in Hoboken anymore.
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October 21st 2008 - 15:32:35 |
#1: That is absolute brilliance and hilarity.
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October 21st 2008 - 15:55:48 |
Cat: “Those damned drivers. One almost ran me over, the other day, after skipping a STOP sign.”
Dog: (Listening)
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October 21st 2008 - 16:10:33 |
Yankees Suck
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October 21st 2008 - 16:19:01 |
Cat: …and I shit in a box my human has to clean.
Dog: Big deal. I can shit wherever I want and the asshole has to pick it up with his hand.
Cat: I can lick my own balls.
Dog: I’ve been licking my own balls since before you were born.
Cat: It’s pretty great, isn’t it?
Dog: Gotta agree with you there.
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October 21st 2008 - 16:51:39 |
Cat : You know where I can find Mike & Juliet to audition for the next spaghetti cat?
Dog : Sure. Go across the street and hop into that brown truck there. That’s the waiting room
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October 21st 2008 - 16:55:26 |
We spend 45 minutes looking for a parking spot and you now you’re telling me don’t have any quarters?
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October 21st 2008 - 17:25:55 |
“Hey dog, you see me squatting here, yeah I’m taking a dump, and when your master comes out, she’s gonna think you shat here, but it was I. And she will pick up my doo-doo, thinking it was yours, and I will laugh, not at her, but at you, because your master has to pick up my dookie, what does that make you? Muhwa ha ha ha. Muhwa he he haw.”
“Ohh, I think it’s a wet one. Too much left over midnight chinese food.”
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October 21st 2008 - 17:37:54 |
And you thought the homeless bums asking for beer money and school kids selling candy were pushy…
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October 21st 2008 - 17:44:30 |
You have to put it into the context of the whole picture, though:
Dog: “I’m telling you – those two compact cars sitting there with New York plates and the doors open have chinese food delivery drivers in them – they’re just waiting to pounce on you!”
Cat: “Oh, you’re so silly. Stop making up your silly stories”
3 minutes later, from off-camera: “Take out is ready”
Sorry. I didn’t sleep last night.
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October 21st 2008 - 18:23:45 |
If that photo was taken in front of Hoboken Farm near 3rd and Washington, I’ve seen that cat terroize dogs before…
One lady flipped out at the guy working at Hoboken Farm because apparently it’s theirs and was trying to attack her dog.
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October 21st 2008 - 23:11:53 |
wait for it…wait for it…wait for it…
WHACK! HISSSSSSSSSSSSS!
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October 21st 2008 - 23:43:57 |
MidnightRacer wrote:
You win, Midnight Racer.
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