$63,420 at Archstone!

7/30/2008:

This 1,500 square foot 3BR apartment at the Archstone building is $5285 per month! If you (and a few friends) have $63,420 burning a hole in your pockets, why not rent it?

http://newyork.craigslist.org/jsy/abo/768643952.html

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Archstone Website.

One thing I love about that ad is that there’s no interior pictures of the apartment itself. The courtyard, the exquisite architecture, the fabulous lobby (that you’ll spend a total of 2 minutes per day in), and some pictures of the NYC skyline. Don’t forget the “Seal of Service” too!

Sign me up pronto!

70 Responses

  1. plaintruthiness says:

    [quote comment=”97008″]ptruthiness you clearly missed it.[/quote]
    Obviously I got it as it really wasn’t that subtle. I just wanted to call you on it to make sure.

  2. homeworld says:

    [quote comment=”96969″]so beyond willow is for the rest of us commoners. the true elite get to live closer to washington where they have access to the vomitoriums….oh wait…those are just college kids puking on their steps? never mind. wrong culture.[/quote]

    A vomitoriums is an exit.

  3. escaped68 says:

    -There is a term many B&R call people who live anywhere south of clinton street the were called “swamp guineas” this is a term only heard in hoboken and mainly from old timers who lived north of clinton street. And it seems like it still holds true.

  4. Sidd Finch says:

    [quote comment=”97093″]-There is a term many B&R call people who live anywhere south of clinton street the were called “swamp guineas” this is a term only heard in hoboken and mainly from old timers who lived north of clinton street. And it seems like it still holds true.[/quote]

    Sun rises in the North???

  5. 8thStGuy says:

    [quote comment=”97093″]-There is a term many B&R call people who live anywhere south of clinton street the were called “swamp guineas” this is a term only heard in hoboken and mainly from old timers who lived north of clinton street. And it seems like it still holds true.[/quote]

    Um, doesn’t Clinton run North-South? Seems like the term for south of Clinton St. should be “Jersey City”

  6. escaped68 says:

    Will it make you any happier if i say below clinton st.

  7. hobojoe says:

    Oh, ok, so you mean underground like where the C.H.U.D.s live?

  8. 8thStGuy says:

    [quote comment=”97117″]Will it make you any happier if i say below clinton st.[/quote]

    Let’s try this again. How about “west of” Clinton St.? Is that what you are trying to infer? Or are you confusing Clinton St. with another street that runs East-West? Maybe something with, oh, I don’t know, a number?

  9. animal_lover says:

    In many cities the terminolgy for planners is near the railroad tracks vs other (beach front, high land, etc)

  10. Stpaddygirl says:

    Lived in this building for many years loved it before Archstone took over jacked the rents gave no additional amenities this building sucks plain and simple !

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