Hoboken dogs under fire again!

They’re out again after Hoboken dogs (and their owners!)

Did you know that according to Hoboken “city code,” you absolutely CANNOT bring your dog to a public park? That is essentially true.

One exception, however, is that you can bring your dog into a public park ONLY if you’re bringing it TO or taking it FROM a city dog run.

It’s a stupid law, and hardly enforced.

But the city recently added a sign to the Stevens Park dog run reminding dog-owners what the “rules” are. This is obviously in response to some stupid stroller mom who’s kid probably got “barked at” for running around like a sugared-up maniac. And she called city hall upset that her kid was terrorized by some harmless dog.

So the city appeased the whining bitch and added this sign. No other dog parks have signs like this.

Oh, and the city couldn’t even get the sign right – they cited a non-existent city ordinance (it’s actually 93-22, NOT 99-22).

So that means “technically” some asshole at city hall can (try to) order you out of Pier C Park and Pier A Park because those parks do not have dog runs. Fuck ’em. They should be doing more useful things anyway.

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8 Comments on "Hoboken dogs under fire again!"

MamaBear
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MamaBear

Is my dog allowed to stop and sniff on the way to the dog park? Can she look at a squirrel or do I need to put blinders on her like a horse?.She honestly couldn’t give a shit about the kids or their petty moms. Considering the amount of property taxes we pay (and as long as I pick up my dog’s poo), we should be allowed to walk through any of our parks without incident

JD
Member

How bout we clean out the homeless vermin that sleeps on the bench morning noon and night. And the loser with his hoard of illegals that dominate the run all day and tag up everything with his stickers. A sign scares no one sorry.

swimfans
Member

Not a whining bitch this time, more like an angry midget.

JD
Member

You mean the angry dwarf. That guy is crazy!

swimfans
Member

Totally cray cray First name begins with T and I’m not talking Tyrion!

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animal_lover
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animal_lover

Sign does nothing to protect the Community-at-Large. The pathways to the dog run are occupied with kids playing sports on the sidewalks and interfering in passage of walkers w or without dogs.

whewwhewwhew
Member

Dogs and Bikes don’t belong in cities. It’s like keeping whales in captivity at Seaworld!

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