How do you swallow detergent?

3/20/2008:

Just put the Live Hoboken Police and Fire scanner back online, and was about to take a nap when I heard “221 Jackson St., in the lobby. Man swallowed laundry detergent.”

That just sounds ridiculously funny. What did he think it’d do? “Jack him up?”

File under: “Things NOT TO DO to get high”

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22 Comments on "How do you swallow detergent?"


gormll
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gormll
8 years 6 months ago

that’s sounds like what I found out – but I just need to find out more. The person I am inquiring about lived over by columbus park, (10th and clinton?) she had a dog named Moxie (a little pug), she used to work as a teacher for hoboken schools and lost her job. she was about 50 yrs old (maybe a bit younger) and had short brown hair and a bit of a chubby face. She was a beautiful person, but had a serious illness. I haven’t heard from her in about 2 years due to unfortunate circumstances. any information you could send my way would be greatly appreciated – I feel really bad about not reaching out to her sooner.

hobokentownie
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hobokentownie
8 years 6 months ago
[quote comment=”74378″]Re 4., homeboken: Instead of labelling TrumpT3 “a moron” with “a bleeding heart,” how about you check to make sure you even still have one? Whether Hudson Tea or Jackson St., no matter. If someone deliberately eats detergent, it’s usually suicidal ideation. And very unfunny. :([/quote] Let him drown in his own bubbles. Seriously, maybe you should pay for this guy’s medical bills. If this guy was a criminal, maybe he was trying to make a clean getaway. If this guy had a potty mouth, maybe he was trying to clean it out. If this guy was just paroled, maybe he was trying to clean up his act. Maybe he hid some balloons of heroine in his belly and wanted to puke them up. [quote comment=”74395″]Let me share my train of thought: – not classism or racism.. purely comedic. The first thought that came to mind was “wacky things you wouldn’t expect to drink” because knowingly moving your arm to you mouth with a liquid in your hand requires some thought! I’d think it would make a good Letterman Top 10 list.. you know? – and questions such as how did it happen? accidentally – how could you be so silly? On purpose? and so on… I found out later that this was indeed accidental, and the man in question is OK. Still, I can’t imagine ever having the same accident.. So hopefully that clears things up..[/quote] Accidental? This guy’s birth may have been accidental, but drinking detergent is… Read more »
kooky kat
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8 years 6 months ago

What kind of information are you looking for exactly? I might be able to hook you up with someone, but I am not sure how much they really know except that she was found dead – and apparently had been for about 2 weeks. (I heard nothing about the dog.)

gormll
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gormll
8 years 6 months ago

Need information: I am looking for information on someone named Lisa – she was found dead in her apartment near 10th and columbus park (also her dog was found dead in her apartment) I need to find out if this was someone I was very close with a few years ago and haven’t heard from in 2 years. I am heartbroken if it is her. Pls, if anyone has any information, pls post it here. thank you, Linda

westy
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8 years 6 months ago
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