Moms hate trees?
Hoboken moms hate trees apparently!
What an entitled city Hoboken has become! Based on the following evidence, it’s clear that moms hate trees!
There’s some “mom in the city” event taking place in the swank W Hotel in early October, and plastered all over city parks – and stapled to TREES – are fliers advertising this “family friendly” (yet environmentally evil) ho-down.
Some residents take notice of tree disregard
And it appears that some residents are unhappy with this senseless stapling of trees as one flier has “No Bills on Tree, Jerkoff” written on it.
Are telephone poles too “dangerous” for the precious mommies to contend with rusty staples that might mess up their recent manicures?
Kids run wild while moms update Facebook
And to make the tree matters worse, we were told that while a circle-jerk of moms were gabbing away about superficial and shallow topics, kids with astronomical blood sugar levels were running recklessly around the park swinging on tree branches. And ended up permanently damaging several tree limbs.
The parents didn’t even care to notice. Tsk, tsk…