WTF? People’s Climate March
Suckers: People’s Climate March demonstrates human gullibility
As you’ve seen from all the visual spam posted on trees and telephone poles throughout Hoboken, there will be a massive “People’s Climate March” over in NYC this weekend. Sure is perfect timing after one of the coolest and most comfortable summers in memory.
The NY Daily News posted an article about it recently, and we’ll dissect some of the moronic paragraphs below…
Massive People’s Climate March to seek solutions to global warming
(For one, the headline is making the assumption we have problems that require solutions…)
“Nearly two years after Hurricane Sandy’s devastation made the age of extreme weather impossible for New Yorkers to ignore, our city is about to host the largest mass protest around global warming in history.”
Age of extreme weather? Hello, McFly, hurricanes have always prowled the earth. Every hundred years or so, they make their way up to our neck of the woods.
“Organizers predict more than 100,000 people will parade down Midtown streets Sunday for the People’s Climate March.”
100,000 customers to sell over-priced green crap to. Ka-ching!
“Public support for the protest by some of the nation’s biggest energy corporations, is a clear signal that activism around climate change has become mainstream.”
Leaving out the all-too-important fact that it’s only become “mainstream” due to decades of repeated misinformation and innumerable suckers to soak it all up.
“People get it now,” said Paul Gallay, director of clean-water group Riverkeeper. “Ever since Sandy, there can be no doubt that climate change is real. We need to be in the streets, to make sure the politicians listen to us.”
Paul is right. The climate changes all the time, but not because we had anything to do with it. And there they go again, milking Sandy’s utters until they’re dry. Big, bad fear-mongering at it’s finest.
“In cities across the country, hundreds of buses have been chartered for Sunday’s event, while solidarity protests are scheduled in more than 150 countries, says Bill McKibben, a national organizer of the event and director of an environmental group.”
If those “environmental” groups were so concerned with carbon emissions – why the fuck are they taking buses? Why don’t they walk their lazy asses to the dopey march – regardless of how far or long it would take them?
“In Staten Island, Beryl Furman of the North Shore Waterfront Conservancy has seen a big response by minority and low-income residents who face constant flooding problems from the nearby Kill Van Kull tidal basin. “We’ve already seen people becoming climate change refugees along the South Shore after Sandy,” Furman said. “We can’t deal with the whole idea of starting over again every time that we get hit with another northeaster or hurricane.”
When will these idiots get it? You live in a risky area – you think you can control Mother Nature? Good luck with that. Move away from the water, you nincompoops!
“We have members from places like Guyana and the Philippines who know what climate change means in their countries. Something’s got to be done now to stop things from getting worse,” union vice president Estela Vazquez said.”
No they don’t know what “climate change” means. Let’s correct that: “They’ve experienced natural weather in the environment they chose to live in.” You ever wonder why you don’t see “Volcanic Eruption Marches?” Because they haven’t figured out a way to politically take advantage of the earth’s core yet. But don’t be surprised if that’s next.
See the entire dopey article here. No real “journalists” exist anymore. They’re just parroting total bullshit day after day, and they completely forgot how to ask the ultimate money question: “Qui Bono?”