Moronic Parking Headlines

Wow – “mayor” zimmer declares a parking problem in Hoboken?

Zimmer Parking HobokenYou’d figure that after over SEVEN YEARS of “public service” in Hoboken (over 2600 days), “mayor” Don Zimmer would at least have a spark in the synaptic network between her ears. But we might have to call the medics, because recently she pushed out a “press release” that indicated that Hoboken has a parking problem.

Is that your crowning achievement after such a (overly) prolonged time as “mayor” of this city?

I mean a mentally under-developed chimpanzee could have figured that out. In fact – it was COMMON KNOWLEDGE that Hoboken has ALWAYS had fewer on-street parking spaces than residents who had cars (but no dedicated parking spots).

So God knows (probably 100’s of thousands of property taxpayer dollars) went into a fucking “study” that said what EVERYONE EXCEPT DON ZIMMER already knew like it was on the back of their hand! Which “friend of the family” got the contract to conduct such an asinine “more obvious than the sun and moon” study?

Time to switch things around here in Hoboken, no?

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4 Comments on "Moronic Parking Headlines"

homeworld
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Complaining that a dense urban environment like Hoboken doesn’t have ample free parking is like going to the beach and complaining there’s too much sand.

HansBrix
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HansBrix

In legal circles the term for this is “moving to the nuisance” (or “coming to the nuisance”).

“I bought this awesome waterfront condo. What can I do to get all these helicopters shut down?” [quote comment=”223807″]Complaining that a dense urban environment like Hoboken doesn’t have ample free parking is like going to the beach and complaining there’s too much sand.[/quote]

YouStayCl@ssyHoboken
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YouStayCl@ssyHoboken

In financial and other circles that example might be considered activism…for the greater good.[quote comment=”223809″]In legal circles the term for this is “moving to the nuisance” (or “coming to the nuisance”).“I bought this awesome waterfront condo. What can I do to get all these helicopters shut down?”[/quote]

john14
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john14

She’s really earning her paychecks these days. 🙄

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